Miscellaneous: Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 09:29 - United States

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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Leave me alone !

By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By student414 - 10/01/2012 17:15 - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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diet_otaku 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:06

..."as if" you were insane?

DeeArr 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:47

Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.

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Irridescence 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 17:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKFORGW3Ig Very relative and funny

Jimboom 11

Thursday 10 December 2009 17:17

Perhaps you are receiving alien signals. Get your girlfriend or really good friend to check for anal probes. Just make sure your outside in case a 40 foot satellite comes out your ass.

Callyn 47

Thursday 10 December 2009 17:25

Why were you going "beep, beep"? That's not normal, you might actually be insane. Go talk to a psychiatrist.

GreenDaemon21 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 17:44

maybe u r really a cyborg! half-human half-machine, and is secretly a sleeping agent for the FBI. However, because you ate too much glucouse, the sensors that awakens your agent status is malfunctioning. Everytime you do the beep, it's the FBI trying to electronically awaken you as an agent, but fails because of broken wires inside your body. Be careful! they might decide to ultimately detonate you if it fails too many times!

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:02

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:05

Edit - (was supposed to say this, but got cutoff) 01011001 01000100 01001001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01101001 01101100 00101110.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:32

Hey !!!! No secret messages to the alien robots!

win32ktrojan 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:06

To those of you who don't understand binary, the translation is: " YDI for not changing your oil. " :P

Peroxide 3

Friday 11 December 2009 11:14

Wrong, it says "Peroxide you are one sexy manbeast RAWR"

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 11 December 2009 14:29

@Peroxide - You are correct, sir. RAWR! @win32ktrojan - You are correct, as well, but Peroxide has such a compelling case =)

chrisinator13 5

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:06

I don't get it. beep beep beep beep...

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:23

Do you have Tourette's Syndrome? Usually they are MOTION things, not verbal things like most people stereotype (such as cussing randomly). It would be motion in your head/neck/shoulders, usually. I would talk to a doctor and see if he/she could get you a referral to a neurologist or whoever would handle this. If you are doing this unconsciously, and it is not said to be Tourette's, then you can use behavioral modification on yourself. One way is a rubber band on the wrist: you snap it hard when you catch yourself doing something like that. Sooner or later, you will catch yourself in the beginning of the noise and you'll snap your wrist sooner. Sooner or later, you will snap the rubber band on your wrist when you THINK of that noise. Maybe that will help. Best of luck to you!

miss_jelly 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:23

what the hell...?

Sionnach 10

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:23

Now I don't feel so bad about snoring during my last psych lecture. And again, who the hell is Clay Aiken? Is he known outside the states? Because I've never even heard the name until I saw someone screaming it all over FML...

LatinoHeat 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:54

He rose to fame on American Idol several years ago. A quick search on google or youtube will provide you with plenty of info. FML. Where Clay Aiken happens.