FML : Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture,...

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Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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By Anonymous / Friday 1 January 2016 10:08 / United States - San Antonio

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By ScottVining | 21

#6499112 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:22

Glad to know my moms not the only one who gets annoyingly drunk at parties.

By k_dizzy95 | 17

#6499107 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:20

That blows.

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By spicypie | 10

#6499100 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:17

Reminds me of Malcolm in the middle

By BlackHawkSavior | 28

#6499102 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:18

That's pretty kinky

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achoo123 | 13

#6499336 - Saturday 2 January 2016 7:49

That's her son dude. Ew.

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ZaiopePerSe | 15

#6499563 - Saturday 2 January 2016 14:47

humor, 27. Humor

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DasKing | 18

#6499633 - Saturday 2 January 2016 16:30

Bad humor 32, bad humor

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scyth3s | 13

#6499810 - Saturday 2 January 2016 20:39

Good humour, 33, good humour.

By k_dizzy95 | 17

#6499107 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:20

That blows.

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gamermonster | 34

#6499522 - Saturday 2 January 2016 12:49

Pls leave now

By ScottVining | 21

#6499112 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:22

Glad to know my moms not the only one who gets annoyingly drunk at parties.

By FlamingColor | 30

#6499114 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:22

Distract her with more beer.

By katluvr | 21

#6499118 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:23

Still sorry that your "friends" aren't very smart. You deserve better, OP.

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BlackHawkSavior | 28

#6499123 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:25

Wrong post man.

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Iwannarock1 | 19

#6499309 - Saturday 2 January 2016 6:58

Must be drunk FMLing, he's only 1 post off.

By evanmurphy | 14

#6499121 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:24

She's just drunk! I'd just go along with what she says and in the end you can have a good laugh about it.

By Odiz747 | 23

#6499125 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:26

Ooh, kinky

By itsme82 | 18

#6499128 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:28

Damn, why couldn't you just go along with it? Party pooper!!

By KILJOY310 | 11

#6499131 - Saturday 2 January 2016 1:32

Question is did you take the picture or stand up to your mother.

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