By Lily - United States
Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML
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  Marcella1016  |  31

FML team: add the words "it as" after the word "through" and this will be a grammatically correct FML.

Yes, I'm aware I'm probably pissing off the FML gods right now, but it's worth fixing the headache from mentally figuring out what she was saying

  Marcella1016  |  31

I just realized what I said. And stand by it.

That's right, "mentally figured out," as opposed to "physically figured out"

There must be a difference...

  sourgirl101  |  28

I like that expression.(: I find it to be true. However, when I drink (especially wine) I fall in love with the world. Happy, go lucky. For some reason, I'm only mean when I drink tequila.

  thatonename  |  7

you would end a marriage because someone said something the probably won't even remember tomorrow? ending a month long relationship I could see, not a marriage. and I hate to go this route but people like you only help increase the divorce rate in this country......... :(

  Sirin_fml  |  46

I blame DocBastard for not "accidentally" slipping with the scalpel and taking out your entire large intestine when he was removing your appendix. Dammit, Doc, just... god dammit.