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yeah she does! she coulda been sweeter, innocenter, and specialer! (;
dump the ass!
Done! Sort of. As payment, please send us your soul within five working days.
He's an ass : /
Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.
as a kid that aspect of alcohol scared me to a point where i only make up complete bullshit when im drunk
Sooo he's with you why? Also you're with him why?
And he is still your boyfriend? If I did that to my wife, she would ditch me in a heartbeat, just like I would if she did that to me
you would end a marriage because someone said something the probably won't even remember tomorrow? ending a month long relationship I could see, not a marriage. and I hate to go this route but people like you only help increase the divorce rate in this country......... :(
how is your life ******? you have a boyfriend of 4 years and friends that like you. I blame sirin for this terrible fml.
I blame DocBastard for not "accidentally" slipping with the scalpel and taking out your entire large intestine when he was removing your appendix. Dammit, Doc, just... god dammit.
no doc would get sued for malpractice, and he wouldn't want that cause he's a greedy bastard
There's no such thing as suing for malpractice in Equatorial Guinea, sucka. Now come here and sniff this chlorofo, er, rose...
ok roses are pretty and smell like springtime!
Sounds like he's the one who's nothing special.
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Well, as the Romans said, "in vino veritas." In wine there is truth. So, at least now you know what your boyfriend *really* thinks about you.
awh! You don't deserve that!