*cue all of the shitty ..shit puns.

OP, I think you're the one with the plumbing problems in your basement.. you got a leak.

"now, we gotta get these pipes.. AHhhhhhhh.."

*loads shotgun*

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then I *puts on sunglasses* took an arrow to the knee. Yeahhhhhh!

Next time OP should take probiotics with the antibiotics to prevent that kind of problem. Since antibiotics kill the good bacteria in our bodies along with the bad, replacing them will greatly reduce the side effects. You can eat yogurt, fermented foods and drinks with live and active cultures, or you can take them in powder or pill form, although I'm not sure of the latter two's efficacy.

#17 I'm guessing OP went to the doctor to get those "powerful antibiotics". Which would lead me to believe the doctor already recommended the best things he could do to help avoid side effects.

Who cares if you pissed your pants. Sometimes on cold nights, I will pee the bed just to keep myself warm.

Wow

19- brave but stupid to admit that X)

Sorry :( that must be so awful and humiliating.. But i guess those things blow over sms after a while you'll even laugh at it

Looks like the customer isn't the only one with a bad plumbing problem

Well we do care about how overused this pun is^ you'll get buried in no time.. as for op, that is really an unfortunate situation, fyl

I see what you did there.