Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML
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evilplatypus
| 38
I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.
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whitey53
| 5
Hey man, whatever works lol
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whitey53
| 5
Hey man, whatever works lol
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DeviousAngel
| 13
I don't think it'd work very well, however.
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Muslimgal92
| 0
At least you have a job OP, I would be more grateful than whining how I stir a cup of coffee !
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
Go to any office supply store (OfficeMax, Staples, etc.) and purchase a thousand count coffee stirrer box for 4 bucks.
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jwade11
| 12
Way to be creative!!!! Good thinking!!
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chellexx
| 0
What does this have to do with the comment you're replying to? Are you giving this random suggestion to commenter 1 or were you just trying to be "cool" and get your comment to the top?
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
It was actually a response to 6. But IDK how to it responded to number 1.
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starxshine
| 0
Just be thankful that they still have coffee.
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brent321
| 10
OP Is a whining stuck up bitch! At least she has a job. What a pussy
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boofgall
| 16
It's better than burning your finger.. :p
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evilplatypus
| 38
I'd rather they take the coffee stirrers than the coffee. Or my job. Be grateful for what you DO have.
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Lanceeden
| 12
Exactly. People in sub Saharan Arica don't even have paperclips to stir their coffee.
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
Or coffee to use their fingers to stir with!
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flockz
| 19
but now someone won't have a paperclip to organize an important assignment! OP is a greedy bastard.
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evilplatypus
| 38
Flockz - wait, THAT's what paper clips are for?! I've been using them to practice my shape-making skills all these years.
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flockz
| 19
i ram one up my ass everytime someone doesn't understand that i'm joking on FML. i probably have some sort of anal cancer by now.
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DooleyFTW
| 17
Not like it makes a huge difference to your life, it still stirs your coffee!
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partyfool2011
| 4
Plus it burns extra Calories!
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MyEpicDemise
| 7
Well, whatever that works I guess...
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Maxine17
| 8
At least you had coffee. It could be worse.
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml
| 12
Wtf?! XD Come on, do coffee stirrers (Is that how you spell that..? >.> ) really cost THAT much?? Geez
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DeviousAngel
| 13
Over the course of the year, it could add up to more than you think.
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The_Troller
| 14
They're free if you stea- err um...acquire them from McDonalds. On a serious note, why not just bring a spoon? You can reuse it every day, it's less wasteful, and it's better for the earth.
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The_Troller
| 14
And before anyone says anything, no I did NOT copy that spoon part. I got ninja'd.
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mymonolife
| 0
That ain't nothing. At my work, they stop providing coffee and raise prices on food at vending machines. Glad I found another job. Good luck with that though.
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
*takes paper clip*
Ha! Now stir it with your finger! Bet you wish you had that clip now, don't you!? >:D
Ha! Now stir it with your finger! Bet you wish you had that clip now, don't you!? >:D
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MissRoxiie
| 12
At least you still have your job :) they could have fired people as well.
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mattorama
| 15
When my company had severe cuts to the budget, I was laid off. I would gladly stir coffee with a paper clip.