By Angie - France
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Did Oreo porn Really have to come after fuck mother nature?! Seriously guys!! You don't even want to Know what kind of images that just sent through my head!!! >.< please!! Someone! Just take away the pain!!!!!!!!!!

  Jennyboo5797  |  4

Does this FML remind anyone of that Family Guy episode where she wants her stuffed animals to watch her ballet video and they escape out the window and sunshine bear killed himself :o

  Scarshadow101  |  6

"Fucked the wind up". Words to live by.

OP, I think you know what you gotta do. Just go find yourself a nice, quiet cliff, and let nature's selection do its job.

By  ImmaB3AST  |  7

I recently just went through something like that. except I just cried holding my Teddy bear. I'm still recovering and we broke up a month ago. it's tough man.

  nadhirah  |  4

They say time will heal all wounds. I'm not too sure if it's true. It's been 4 months and I still feel the pain and sorrow.
But the past is the past, it'll be good to let go of it soon to allow our heart to open up to the wider possibilities :) so dear friends, keep persevering. :) it's alright to grief and cry once in a while. But don't let it deprive you from the true meaning of life. Live everyday like it's your last :)

  Enslaved  |  36

I've always heard that it takes half the time you were together to recover from a break up. Ex: 6months if you were in a 12month relationship.

Ugh! Sucks doesn't it?


That half the time thing isn't true. You will recover whenever your ready regardless of how long you were together. It's alright though, it takes the downs to make the ups that much better. When your up you feel like your on top of the world and when your down it feels like you'll never get back up again. The truth is, you have to find a way to be okay with the downs, they never stop.

  stargazur  |  9

My boyfriend broke up with me a month ago, I'm still not over it. We were together for 13 months, the longest relationship I've ever had. He got with another girl in the same hour. I have to sit behind him in one of our classes and the background of his laptop is of him with the other girl.

  ImmaB3AST  |  7

that shits old at that time I was friends with benefits with like 5 chicks and the only one I wanted to be with was my ex and she liked someone else but we were still friends with benefits. And all the other ones were in love with me but I didn't like them like that.

  wordnerd42  |  0

It's okay 7, I like what you did there. Now that the Teddy bear has broken up, your windowsill will be pouring it's heart out to your lamp, etc. Protect your stuff, it's the only choice!