Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been...

By Johnny on the Spot - 12/2/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

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By Tomaino | 3

#714462 - Friday 11 December 2009 2:59

You could have been the guy IN the Porta-Potty.

By badonis | 0

#1698 - Friday 13 February 2009 0:47

wow, how shitty is that?

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By badonis | 0

#1698 - Friday 13 February 2009 0:47

wow, how shitty is that?

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2159689 - Monday 7 March 2011 21:57

portable John. lol. and yes, that is extremely shitty.

By Dr_Phil | 0

#1706 - Friday 13 February 2009 1:08

Well that's a pretty shitty situation to be in.

Weird_Gurl7504 | 0

#1022149 - Monday 7 June 2010 2:53

ur an idiot

By mochoch | 0

#1786 - Friday 13 February 2009 5:47

well atleast you have a car and go to college... you could be a homeless bum. so it is not that bad.

MiGman | 5

#1034640 - Friday 18 June 2010 9:19

I'd rather not have a car; than have a car full of a tonne of shit

geon_olam | 17

#3705180 - Friday 9 December 2011 5:28

based on ur logic:
being a homeless bum isnt so bad, you could be a terminally ill three legged pony who is constantly getting verbally abused.

By TJ_fml | 0

#4123 - Friday 20 February 2009 0:40

Try using a couple of bottles of fabreeze?

Gho5tk3y | 17

#5693029 - Saturday 28 September 2013 9:36

Hopefully the school will pay for the windshield and a hardcore cleaning.

By marti_fml | 0

#77344 - Thursday 2 April 2009 18:44

Really bad

By writerajere | 0

#216007 - Thursday 21 May 2009 2:23

I could be worse, have you ever been in a car that hit a skunk. There's not a thing you can do to get rid of the smell and your only option is to sell it at a lose.

Trolliolio | 6

#5466476 - Friday 26 April 2013 21:48

No worries, the smell goes away after about a month.

By angorashi | 0

#412153 - Monday 20 July 2009 2:59

Lmao #6... right idea... Folks, when you think your life us fucked, remember you could be a homeless bum, problem solved :)

By Sappho_fml | 0

#412649 - Monday 20 July 2009 6:30

That suuucks! I'm sorry! I hope you have insurance...

By Tomaino | 3

#714462 - Friday 11 December 2009 2:59

You could have been the guy IN the Porta-Potty.

By mitchpally | 0

#857122 - Monday 15 February 2010 6:13

haha you still think it blew over.. hahaha.. me and the guys moved it then dumped it on you car.. haha oh my god I can't believe you didn't know!!