FML : Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing....

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Johnny on the Spot - / Thursday 12 February 2009 17:19 / United States

Transportation

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By Tomaino | 3

#714462 - Friday 11 December 2009 02:59

You could have been the guy IN the Porta-Potty.

By badonis | 0

#1698 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:47

wow, how shitty is that?

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By badonis | 0

#1698 - Friday 13 February 2009 12:47

wow, how shitty is that?

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2159689 - Monday 7 March 2011 09:57

portable John. lol. and yes, that is extremely shitty.

By Dr_Phil | 0

#1706 - Friday 13 February 2009 01:08

Well that's a pretty shitty situation to be in.

Weird_Gurl7504 | 0

#1022149 - Monday 7 June 2010 02:53

ur an idiot

By mochoch | 0

#1786 - Friday 13 February 2009 05:47

well atleast you have a car and go to college... you could be a homeless bum. so it is not that bad.

MiGman | 5

#1034640 - Friday 18 June 2010 09:19

I'd rather not have a car; than have a car full of a tonne of shit

geon_olam | 17

#3705180 - Friday 9 December 2011 05:28

based on ur logic: being a homeless bum isnt so bad, you could be a terminally ill three legged pony who is constantly getting verbally abused.

By TJ_fml | 0

#4123 - Friday 20 February 2009 12:40

Try using a couple of bottles of fabreeze?

Gho5tk3y | 17

#5693029 - Saturday 28 September 2013 09:36

Hopefully the school will pay for the windshield and a hardcore cleaning.

By marti_fml | 0

#77344 - Thursday 2 April 2009 06:44

Really bad

By writerajere | 0

#216007 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:23

I could be worse, have you ever been in a car that hit a skunk. There's not a thing you can do to get rid of the smell and your only option is to sell it at a lose.