Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML
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Tomaino
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You could have been the guy IN the Porta-Potty.
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badonis
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wow, how shitty is that?
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badonis
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wow, how shitty is that?
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KRYPTON1T3
| 5
portable John. lol. and yes, that is extremely shitty.
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Dr_Phil
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Well that's a pretty shitty situation to be in.
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Weird_Gurl7504
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ur an idiot
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mochoch
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well atleast you have a car and go to college... you could be a homeless bum. so it is not that bad.
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MiGman
| 5
I'd rather not have a car; than have a car full of a tonne of shit
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geon_olam
| 17
based on ur logic:
being a homeless bum isnt so bad, you could be a terminally ill three legged pony who is constantly getting verbally abused.
being a homeless bum isnt so bad, you could be a terminally ill three legged pony who is constantly getting verbally abused.
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TJ_fml
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Try using a couple of bottles of fabreeze?
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Gho5tk3y
| 17
Hopefully the school will pay for the windshield and a hardcore cleaning.
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marti_fml
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Really bad
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writerajere
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I could be worse, have you ever been in a car that hit a skunk. There's not a thing you can do to get rid of the smell and your only option is to sell it at a lose.
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Trolliolio
| 6
No worries, the smell goes away after about a month.
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angorashi
| 0
Lmao #6... right idea... Folks, when you think your life us fucked, remember you could be a homeless bum, problem solved :)
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Sappho_fml
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That suuucks! I'm sorry! I hope you have insurance...
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Tomaino
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You could have been the guy IN the Porta-Potty.
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mitchpally
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haha you still think it blew over.. hahaha.. me and the guys moved it then dumped it on you car.. haha oh my god I can't believe you didn't know!!