By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 491
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Not your fault. You didn't know.

Well then she should have updated her I.D.


Damn dude, that's f'd up.. hahah.. Dang, she probably offed herself that night.

FHerL man that sucks.

Whoa. Thats hardcore.

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it's his job!!! what she expect? get a new picture

don't just judge people?!?!? u moron wats he supposed to do? "ok this looks nothin like you" hmmm go ahead in

Some people just don't think about it from OP's PoV.  It's not yer fault, you didn't know!

Is OP supposed to expect that everyone gets into bad car wrecks that disfigure their face. It's definitely not OP's fault.

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You dumbass he was doing his job. What's he supposed to say? "Oh you look nothing like your I'd but go on in."

its his JOB to judge people like that! However the wisecrack was uncalled for. a simple statement that the pic doesn't look like her so more id is required would have been sufficient.

*Chuckles* You should check your spelling before you insult someone on their intelligence. You did not use the proper You're, and you didn't really get Offense right either. What do I know though.

#268 The irony is killing me.

Not your fault. You didn't know.

awhh, that's so sad! :(

how did he even remotely deserve that? if you worked as a bartender you'd do the same thing it's his job to do that.

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

Wow. I feel bad for her. But u it's not like u knew and intentionally tried to hurt her feelings. :(

You didn't know, what can you do. But she was probably on a lot of medicine so why should she go to a bar?

Just because she was in a car accident doesn't necessarily mean she is "on a lot of medicine" could have happened months ago. So she has every right to go to a bar and even if she was on medication why shouldn't she go out and have a good time with her friends in a bar?

Either way, OP was doing their job as a bouncer. You saying you'd let some girl into a bar who looks nothing like her I.D.? I don't know too much about the rules in other countries, but if OP was an Australian bouncer, then he's required to ask for I.D. if a person looks under 25, and the drinking age is 18. So by that logic regardless of country the girl OP carded must have looked young, leading him to believe a fake I.D. especially with a different looking photo. I feel sorry for the girl, but also for OP for getting caught in such an uncomfortable situation for doing his job. He may have been slightly callous or arrogant in how he said it, but he's a bouncer, not a shop assistant, he's allowed to be

how were you supposed to know you were just doing your job i wouldnt worry about it

#2: It's the OP's job to "judge people like that". If someone presents with an ID photo that looks nothing like them, the odds are higher that it's a fake than that the person was horribly disfigured in a car crash.

How on earth can people say he deserves it?! He works at a bar, do you know how many people he has to deal with that have fake IDs. The girl should have gotten a new ID if her face was that messed up.

I wouldn't have said it quite like that, but you're right. Or at least explained it when she gave it to him.