By oops - United States - Wichita Falls
  Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
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  micha090  |  21

To know your husband has cheated on you is in itself very depressing and to know that he has knocked up the other woman while you are pregnant is heart wrecking OP. Stay strong OP and chop off his balls.

  jesustitts  |  20

While it would be awesome if he was pranking her back, one would hope he would have told her immediately, meaning this FML wouldn't have been posted, because she would have known it was a joke. Point is, there's a pretty good chance OP's fetus definitely has a sibling.

  TheDrifter  |  23

Depending on the comment, they may have deemed it too idiotic/insulting for general consumption and simply nuked it rather than giving you the official warning that comes with modded comments.

  gracehi  |  31

24, Sometimes the mods will delete comments that are mildly offensive or could conceivably start an unpleasant debate, or violate the rules in some minor way rather than moderating When your comment is moderated, it counts against you and after a certain number of moderations, your account is either permanently or temporarily suspended. My guess is that the mods delete rather than moderate some comments because they don't want the comment on the thread, but they don't think it's so bad that the commenter should be penalized for it.

By  thehumanlyhuman  |  7

If this is true, can you imagine how awkward this will be for those poor kids? Honestly. If you're going to cheat, at least have the decency to use a condom. "Cheaters" never prosper.

By  terryaly  |  13

you should have told her that you were pranking too after she admit that she was pranking you.

  Axipiter  |  24

Let's just shorten every word from on. It'd save a lot more time in the long run than just 3 letters and an apostrophe. Maybe we can make a new language out of it.

  SMHsohard  |  22

Actually, in the 60s it was called Esperanto, and the ads in magazines read "F u cn rd ths, u cn bcm a sec n gt a gd jb." It didn't last long.