By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML
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Micayla 12

Hey, it'll be some type of experience to put down on your resume! Props to you though, I got hit with a paintball once and it hurt like hell!

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purebliss_fml 19

A job's a job! At least you're not a hooker, if that makes you feel any better...

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ronburgundy111 2

I'd do it anyday. Just don't forget padding... everywhere

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nancem 7

This reminds me of Seth Rogen's job at the end of Zack and Miri

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kellyem2 20

Noticed you're from Michigan. By any chance does this position include being dressed as a zombie in a corn field? If so, I'll be one of the people shooting at you. I'll try to miss.

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cosmo89 4

If this the Lexington fright fest, zombie paintball hayride.... I plan on going :) and I think you guys better get paid a frap load of money to do this! I almost signed up myself lol

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lanco_fml 10

stay positive it's the start of something..you won't be at this job for long as more opportunities will present themselves..

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154rct 7

How much does it pay?

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Stayin_Classy777 8

Horse inseminator is a slightly worse job. That's about it, you come close second

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gc327072 30

Sometimes love, don't feel like it should, When it hurts so good.

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kaymarie929292 2

Are you a zombie with a haunted house? Haha I know this sounds weird but my brother is one and they have this zombie paintball massacre so all people do is shoot at him all night long

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