By DamnDogs - 20/11/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at work, my boss said something that I didn't catch. I went to take a leash off a dog, (I'm a groomer's assistant) and looked at my boss and said "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML
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Gingerly 0

I used to be a groomer's assistant, trust me it's always the little fluffy ones that'll be the most trouble.

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Erindub 0

I HATE those tiny ass dogs. Theres like a billion of them in the trendy ass neighborhood I live in in LA. I just wanna drop kick them all. They are so annoying but not any more annoying than their stuck up owners who I'd like to kick too! Dogs DO NOT belong in the grocery store!

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Zoockey 5
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First, once again :P Shit happens. You'll get over it.

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popatia 0

Fail!

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reecescuphoe 0
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YDI really get over it

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jts2 3

It's not a YDI. But it's not an FML either-- Small physical wounds aren't anything to really worry about. They heal. Sucks you got it, though.

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HXCxSceneKidx 0

Oh get over it. Ill put my rotweiler on you if u don't stop bitchin. It'll heal. Relax. Not a big deal. Pussy.

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Love_That_Pittie 0
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OP here. I'm great with big dogs. There's a 120lb Rottweiler (correct spelling of the breed) that comes in and he's great. I own a pit bull. The little dogs will get you every time; they're quick little buggers!

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brit8741 0

True, true. my friend's weiner dog bit my wrist and hit a vein once. it happens.

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premiermois 5
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A freaking 6lb toy dog? If that is the worst thing to happen to you from a dog, stfu and be HAPPY.

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lickmyjock 0

probally should listen to your boss. lesson learned I hope.

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Dieromantic85 0

If the person listened to her boss, it would have happened anyway. It's part of the job.

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coolsteve 0
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should have smacked that dog let it know whos boss

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Chopperman_fml 0
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I agree-- you shoulda smacked that bitch. Not to beat it up, just to tell it not to screw with you.

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Intellectualist 0

tiny dogs bite, and it does hurt, my mum is a groomer, and she comes home with bites every single day. If that's what you want to do with your life, get over it, because it'll happen a shit load more, and by bigger dogs. If you can't, change profession. P.S. My boiss said something what I didn't catch... terrible. Try doing an english class too.

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Love_That_Pittie 0
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OP here. You spelled "boss" wrong. Also, I said "My boss said something THAT I didn't catch," not WHAT. Let he who is without grammatical errors cast the first stone and all that jazz. :)

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Gingerly 0

I used to be a groomer's assistant, trust me it's always the little fluffy ones that'll be the most trouble.

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Erindub 0

I HATE those tiny ass dogs. Theres like a billion of them in the trendy ass neighborhood I live in in LA. I just wanna drop kick them all. They are so annoying but not any more annoying than their stuck up owners who I'd like to kick too! Dogs DO NOT belong in the grocery store!

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Gwen4var 31
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Unless it's my dog. ... Though my dog would have to be rather well trained before I considered taking it out how do I say "in public"? With me.

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cals 0
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it's the little dogs you have to watch out for. agreed with #12.

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