By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 000
You deserved it 3 883

Same thing different taste

Comments

DarkHelmet 10

You better seize the day and turn that crotch grab into a promotion!!

Carpe Diem: Seize the day. Carpe Scrotum: Seize those balls.

mmhhmm! sure you didn't know! trying to get a promotion? (; lOl

Is that supposed to be a hat on that smiley or a failed LOL?

14- Are you grabbing your boner? This is FML, not the craigslist personals. And no, OP will NOT grab your knob. Thank you.

I think he's showing off his pants in a very awkward way.. D:

I hope OP is female or it could be awkward as well as embarrassing to be grabbing the wrong knob.

Burnbaby 0

I think it would still be awkward if the op is female. It's not like being a girl in this situation would make grabbing your superiors dick less terrible.

play along and act like it was an accident. although something's telling me that you liked it after finding out...

Did it say that his knob was out? I must have missed the part where anti-bacterial makes it less awkward.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Antiawkwardsituation soap, duh.

RedPillSucks 31

Obviously it was one of those grabs where you unzip the doorknob and yank on it repeatedly.

if op is a female she is up for a promotion if its a male... well good luck