Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash...

By fxck - 4/2/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

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By Welshite | 39

#6192680 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.

By urbantrashcan | 18

#6192679 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now

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By rocketgurl | 15

#6192673 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

That's harsh

False_Stupidity | 41

#6192760 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:38

Harsh but hilarious to anyone but the OP.

cameron6731 | 13

#6193052 - Thursday 5 February 2015 6:00

Was there some sort of pub to this comment that I am not getting?

Nexpecto | 28

#6193741 - Thursday 5 February 2015 20:36

*DING*

potatomus62 | 19

#6488758 - Saturday 19 December 2015 18:11

Bless you?

By Emzinatorbot | 26

#6192676 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Keep your head up about OP

_parth | 20

#6192759 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:37

That pun. Just no.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6192839 - Thursday 5 February 2015 2:11

You. Just no.

By GrimReefer66 | 29

#6192677 - Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Did it open?

fsomelife | 26

#6193196 - Thursday 5 February 2015 10:41

"In other news, the world is seeing a dramatic rise in theft of pepper. Robbers are using the spice to spiral cashiers into sneezing fits, which inadvertently opens registers. On the plus side, these spastic reactions are what is ultimately knocking all the robbers out when they go for the money, Bruce Lee style."