Hmm, 9 inch drill bits, that must be hard to find in your local hardware store, interesting conversation you had there.

I don't believe him, you should check and see.

Very rare.. Definitely add it to his résumé under "special talents" or whatever. Those must be hard to find.
Technically all you have to do if find him a job to suit his abilities/assets.. So, male prostitute, politician (he seems like a decent liar with that whole '9 inch' thing), Pinocchio at Disney World...

1 - are you seriously a miget? :(

Get him a job cleaning shit off the sides of toilets!

I doubt that he'll be able to drill anything with his Whiskey dick.

He can drill!

If it's true, more than likely not, I know an industry where he might flourish. That's only of he can last longer than he was at his previous job.

indeed i am, problem?

Makes me jealous! I'm a cocky puck, inch long, 10 inches round! Find me a job!

59, find your own job, but first, cocky puck? Your spelling is atrocious. And don't blame that on Autocorrect, because then that makes you lazy for not checking your post BEFORE clicking send.

66, technically, he spelled every word right. Not one word was mispelled.... Perhaps you were attempting to correct his grammar instead, hmm? If you weren't so busy feeling so proud of yourself maybe you could have corrected him properly, w/o sounding like a smartass moron. Maybe his wording was wrong... or maybe he worded it that way on purpose but he's the only one that gets his own 'joke'... Either way, you fail & the blame is entirely yours. lol

Or maybe he's too lazy to proof read.

He was trying to make a pun retard

70, I'm more inclined to think that the main issue here is that you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. There's literally nothing wrong with what he wrote. The only thing he's guilty of is being a dork. Perhaps a little extra schooling on your part would clear your confusion? ;)

Lol he sounds like a tool lol and I dont meen his no-no spot ;)

It was a pun, he meant it that way. Get a life!

Male prostitute?

Porn star maybe?

Male stripper?!?

Ice cream man would be nice.

Kids puppet show?

Remember that he's drunk. You could sign him up for any shitty job and when he's sober, you could act innocent.

Gigolo! - the word for a male prostitute

Find them at home depot, lowes, or ace?

or the porn industry :)

9 inches? pfffft

Pictures or it didn't happen :D

Hahaha

you just need to big up his good points...

confident, always on a high and has lots of character

Or you can be like my mom, call him disgusting then leave :)

Might take a long time to find

So he's a tardi-caca land shark from the waist down then...

If life imitates art (where art = Internet porn), you'd have been thrilled to give the guy a job right there in your office.

Porn actor?

Carpenter?

He'd have to get wood first, and I suspect that might be a problem.