By twatstick - 21/08/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Worksop
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It's better than having to say "Sir please stop rubbing yourself in pee"
Barely.
Does that mean he was rubbing the inside if his bladder? Ouch.
Why not rub yourself with pee. I hear it's a healthy conditioner
The lotion on his peanis? Sounds like an average night for me
Preeeecious!
You know, some people would pay more for Those peas.
#43. Deserves infinite downvotes
Sherlock is that you?
Where is Watson? I always thought he was the mastermind.
I hope you work at a grocery store. Otherwise this FML goes from kinky to truly bizarre.
Cleanup on aisle 3
Or an old folks home. Crazy shit always happens there
It could have also potentially been in a restaurant. "Sir, please refrain from using your genitals to stir your split pea soup."
I've always had such a problem trying to like vegetables. Now look at this guy! What a champ
true. I have always been told to eat my greens... never to play with my food though....
I am afraid to ask what kind of job you have lol. Hopefully an all natural lotion manufacture that uses peas? Maybe, probably not but oh god I dont know what to think.
Resturant? Nursing Home? Home Nurse? Stripper?
Me too!
I need more information because my mental picture is a tad disturbing.
I don't think more details will make it less disturbing sadly.
Can i have your job? It seems so entertaining
It's probably in the New Zealand Beehive. :)
I Love your job!
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I hope you work at a grocery store. Otherwise this FML goes from kinky to truly bizarre.
Please use the lotion instead.