FML : Today, a cute guy who works in my building said, “Wow! You look hot.” I blushed and replied, “Oh thanks!” He then said, “Oh, no. I meant you look sweaty....

Today, a cute guy who works in my building said, “Wow! You look hot.” I blushed and replied, “Oh thanks!” He then said, “Oh, no. I meant you look sweaty. Is it hot outside?” FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sucks2beme - / Thursday 9 November 2017 15:00 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7562114 - Thursday 9 November 2017 17:08

So flirt with him, lol. "Outside is fine, but in here you got me all hot and bothered"

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7562094 - Thursday 9 November 2017 15:52

Why can't it ever be the other way around? "You looks hot!" "Yeah, I'm kind of sweaty." "No, I meant you look sexy!"

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By interesting33 | 35

#7556434 - Wednesday 25 October 2017 3:55

he probably said it to save face. it certainly doesn't mean you aren't hot

By sumocj | 14

#7562086 - Thursday 9 November 2017 15:44

No I just sweat from my face when I’m around a jackass

Lichius | 4

#7562172 - Thursday 9 November 2017 20:16

How is he being a jackass whatsoever?

sumocj | 14

#7562257 - Friday 10 November 2017 0:42

Seems pretty ignorant to me to point out something maybe the person wasn’t able to control

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7562094 - Thursday 9 November 2017 15:52

Why can't it ever be the other way around? "You looks hot!" "Yeah, I'm kind of sweaty." "No, I meant you look sexy!"

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7562114 - Thursday 9 November 2017 17:08

So flirt with him, lol. "Outside is fine, but in here you got me all hot and bothered"

By RichardPencil | 25

#7562116 - Thursday 9 November 2017 17:19

“No, it’s hot in here, if you know what I mean.” *wink*

By bass_ftp | 11

#7562782 - Saturday 11 November 2017 7:50

The fact he didn't want to get sued for sexual harassment doesn't mean he's not into you!

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