FML : Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A...

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

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By humiliated - / Sunday 20 March 2016 11:54 / United Kingdom - London

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By sp00derman | 23

#6563443 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:06

well... she's right

By B0RN_kRAZY | 16

#6563445 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:07

She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

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By sp00derman | 23

#6563443 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:06

well... she's right

Elban | 20

#6563565 - Monday 21 March 2016 2:24

I'd do the same thing. Can't wait to go shopping with the girlfriend

By B0RN_kRAZY | 16

#6563445 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:07

She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

FlutterLoud | 29

#6563466 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:14

That's what I was thinking :) lol. Kids say the darnedest things

andrmac | 25

#6563620 - Monday 21 March 2016 3:42

Can't be the Charming Ultra that leaves dingle berries.

By ragingtom123 | 11

#6563448 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:07

Just some friendly advice.

By waleedma | 17

#6563449 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:09

Smart kid!!!!!

By pancakebob15 | 7

#6563452 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:10

I screamed this out in the store with my mom she never will know where I got it from

By Magnoxidans | 19

#6563460 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:12

As far as FMLs go, this one is pretty adorable and a great story to tell at a 21st!

By Crawyz | 11

#6563461 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:12

Well she's not wrong

By kowsee | 22

#6563462 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:12

Legit.

By mm12344 | 8

#6563489 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:26

Does she have older siblings?

By Redmond64 | 16

#6563501 - Monday 21 March 2016 0:36

That's pretty correct

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