Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML
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baseballbv
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It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.
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Synoptical
| 10
People like that are why we can't have nice things.
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XPhoenixFire
| 17
What an amateur
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Jreslier
| 15
Can't beat it, join it.
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Freethaawave
| 19
FML is full of rib professionals.
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raffcity
| 7
You had one job as first comment
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noah_1234
| 24
i woildnt be surprised if some people didnt know where the ribs came from because all they do these days is watch miley cyrus and take selfies
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vairyhagina
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Poor 1st comment, always expected to be the best.
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randomplot
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Suc 2 suc
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SierraaaNicoleee
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Like your comment.
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baseballbv
| 17
It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.
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XxDevilxXGt
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You mean goodbye natural selection, it doesn't work int the modern day :(
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DianeYoung
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I don't know. Not having common sense leads to stupid accidents all the time.
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Llama_Face89
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Not often enough.
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FracturedMinds
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We need a new plague.
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Octwo
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the intelligent are not immune to plague.
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azelk
| 8
We should have a test that everyone takes when they turn 13 - 14. This test would test their intellect. If they fail, we throw them in the gas chamber.
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garrett_8614
| 14
Who let Hitlers son use FML?
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fearlesscooldude
| 12
"Please train your cows to watch where they grow their ribs!"
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TheMarshmellow
| 14
Unfortunately it failed in this incident
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otecasacid
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nooo, this is a failure of natural selection due to society allowing such poor intelligence to thrive
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kyu_Q
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natural selection has failed do to warning labels. This restaurant will now have to serve their rids with a warn "there are bones in the ribs" or Risk being sued
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vairyhagina
| 11
I always wondered what the world would be like if you and your partner had to pass a "common sense" test before you could have children, think about it, a world where idiots couldn't create offspring.
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Synoptical
| 10
People like that are why we can't have nice things.
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TacoTrop
| 10
"Ma'am, your supposed to discard the bone, not have intimate relations with it "
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vaderismyfriend
| 27
well isn't she a special kind of stupid
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
At least she didn't threaten to sue you.
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cakefete2
| 30
That's because there is a strictly enforced quota on the number of stupid things a person can say per day. Guess what she would have said, if on the way to the restaurant, she didn't say "wow, Rebecca Black is profoundly deep and lyrical."?
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kipperin
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Too bad she didn't, it would have been hilarious.
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mnote
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It would've been fun to be her attorney in that situation. "Uh, ma'am, you have no case."
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GnaR_KiLL5150
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That's what happens when you try to inhale ribs.
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mageepaigeee44
| 15
Maybe instead of complaining she should learn to chew her food.
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XPhoenixFire
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Might have to put up a sign: Beware of bones
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cakefete2
| 30
Caution: bone-in ribs may contain bones and rib meat. Also, hot coffee may be hot.
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metalman746
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Just another reason i will never work with the public. They are idiotic dipshits.
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thebigtwinkie
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That kind of people is supposed to be extinct
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HeadlessSparrow
| 20
I guess there are still some out there
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oreyoes
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Then the human species would be extinct.
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Axipiter
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Let's grab our pitchforks and torches, and find the stragglers!
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girI
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But wouldn't that make our gene pool too limited, resulting in interbreeding?
Especially if, like everyone here seems to agree, they make up such a large part of the population...
Especially if, like everyone here seems to agree, they make up such a large part of the population...
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Vegetarian27
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*Those *are