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st3buck3n
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Shit happens
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Doortje
| 28
His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".
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davidjr_saldana
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hu?
how is this an fml?
unless u wanted him to poop on u
how is this an fml?
unless u wanted him to poop on u
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WhatTheFuq
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Nothing more romantic than shitting on your partners chest. Mmmmm
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st3buck3n
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Shit happens
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alicianoar
| 7
You're so sexy.
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SeasonedLemur
| 5
Not quite as sexy as your arse.
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alicianoar
| 7
Thanks ;) I've been doing my glutes workout everyday!!
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SeasonedLemur
| 5
Hahahaha it's working wonders!
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alicianoar
| 7
I know right! :)
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nebula748
| 14
2: *ba-dum, tss*
5-9: *facepalm*
5-9: *facepalm*
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generalcheif123
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agreed
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onepluszero
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Where art thou my love? Toilet.
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TerraDiablo
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lol wats ur gamer tag mines sirsaladtosser
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prince122
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original
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crystalxa
| 35
That's normal for men to shit before taking a shower. I think alot of people do it! Depending on the smell I think a little love making still could have happened.
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Doortje
| 28
His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".
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alicianoar
| 7
Did he really say poop? Sounds juvenile. I bet he actually said "Sure, but first I have to take a banging shit. You know how curry makes me." and winked at you, before scratching his balls and letting out a tremendous stinky fart, and going into the toilet, where he ran out of toilet roll and had to wipe on the curtains.
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dre_bro11
| 12
you forgot the part where licked a piece of chocolate off his hands only to realise it was shit
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nebula748
| 14
18: nope.avi
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alicianoar
| 7
Oh yeah. How could I forget??
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DaniPickles
| 0
your profile picture is disturbing
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yummylicious
| 5
so is yours 99
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Katana9990
| 3
get an attractive ass before you go aroubd strutting it you slut
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anon2468
| 0
haha agreed.
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moneybagz131
| 6
How immature of u.
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docscientist
| 9
You'd prefer sexing it up while he needs to poop? Maybe you do...dirrrty!
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amuck
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can't help it when nature calls! you should have let him start showering for a few and then join him if you really love him. everyone takes poops, I'm sure you do to OP :)
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WhatTheFuq
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Impossible girls don't poop,pee or fart. proven by our friends at myth busters.
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FMLforALL
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I actually remember the episode where they 'proved' that girls fart more than boys. I was shocked that the participants rode horses all day with a tube up their keester!
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ahhmusic
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I love you for saying that :)
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SeasonedLemur
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Not funny I once had a girlfriend that used to throw her faeces at me, no joke! Used to squirt one out into her palm and launch it at my face aiming specifically at mine eyes!!
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SeasonedLemur
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Thanks for being so understanding, I still have dreams about turds flying towards me. I doubt I'll ever escape them...
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srgsk9
| 9
Cool, except your grammar still sucked and nobody cares about your dreams.
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onepluszero
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34, you're only dissing #17 because #13 is hot and she flagged her grammar first
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do20ss
| 4
13 appears to b 13, and who gives a shit about his grammar, r u grading this fml? understand where this man is coming from, shit flying at his eyes, give em a break....I'm sorry buddy, we can make it thru this
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docscientist
| 9
You guys expect perfect grammar when he's reliving a traumatic moment to share it with us?
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sh33na_is_a_punk
| 0
stop being fucken grammar Nazis. this peron is obviously scarred for life because of poop being hurled t his face
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5t3ff1k4h
| 43
85 - So then what's your excuse?
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Katana9990
| 3
fucking, not fucken!!! zieg hail!!!
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jbchica
| 7
No one cares that you were desperate enough to date a girl that pooped in her hand and threw it at you...
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DanielT1994
| 19
Actually, it's sieg heil.
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underguarded
| 20
I laughed. men are some stupid creatures
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DjeePee
| 24
Why is OP's husband - and all men in general - stupid?
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alwa7sh
| 2
Cuz we have to poop
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generalcheif123
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oh ya men are stupid clearly Einstein and newton and homer (no not the simpsons) were all women who came up with those things. u know what's stupid? your profile picture
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tuninggamer
| 0
What 39 said. ^
Also: having some promotionissues? ;)
Also: having some promotionissues? ;)
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onepluszero
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Hi 15,
Your comment sucks.
What's up 36, how are you today?
YOU'RE A DUMB-ASS, 36!
Your comment sucks.
What's up 36, how are you today?
YOU'RE A DUMB-ASS, 36!
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donkeyshlong420
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15 your stupid
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docscientist
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Please, leave your father issues with a psychologist, 15.
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MrRawwr84
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so just say no... this isn't some life damaging or embarrasing situation, why post it on FML ??
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mightymart
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youd rather have him poop in the shower?!
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