By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
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She deserved it, someway...

She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.

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She deserved it, someway...

Lol, that girl owned herself! She should consider being less stupid

that's what that bitch deserves. (:

Are you megamind?

damn, if you were pushing that hard F both of your lives! sounds painful.

i bet she didnt see that coming.

Pero que cosa mas Feo! Ay, gracias as Dios que yo estava en mi cocina cocienado cuando esto paso. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! El Dios is bien.

47, you're an idiot. Comprendes lo que te estoy disciendo?

lmao that's what she gets

dumbass the dmv is closed on sundays

you should've asked her if it was plugged in.

obviously she was screwing with your mind hahahaha

I hope you didn't mind me getting a good laugh out of that. FYL

thats what your gf said about your cock

you're not the only one who laughed

you're not the only one who laughed

your not the only one who laughed

lol exactly what i was thinking :)

should have said "that's what she said" and they would get lost

haha what, did she think you were in labor? Jeez what a bitch. She didn't need to flip out about it.

Silly employees, they thought they were doctors and you were giving birth.

take his car keys and leave the two of them.

oops. wrong post.. fml.

She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.

haa yeh, that would be hilaaarious, so god damn funny!! ha haha yeh.. if this was a cartoon. -_-

oh, hey look. It's the guy who was trying to tell me how I should comment on FML. You're a really funny guy Blackberry90210. I got you a spot as a stand up comedian on David Letterman. Just kidding, you aren't funny at all.

I have nothing against you bro. You seem like a cool guy, but why do you always have negative things to say about my comments?

Scrubs, we all know one thing. Haters guna hate.

You ought to ask her out on a date. Surely, she's impressed by how well you take orders.

maybe if she becomes a daycare person one day. she is pushing someone on the swings, the kid says, "push harder" and she gets kicked in the face..