Miscellaneous: Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project....

By anonymous - United States

Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

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By wtf? - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother compared having me as a daughter to having a deadly kind of cancer. FML

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By elena02 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By better late than never

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By lifesucks4me - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By helen

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

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By Anonymous

My 21st birthday

Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his god-damn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML

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By sarah - 28/3/2021 20:00

Just a prank, bro

Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML

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By ms piggy - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By Dannikins - 5/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Don't hate the playa…

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By SoCalStoopid - United States

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

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By father-in-nope - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

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By Tottie - United States

Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

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By nosexforthee - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By Michelle - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By pleasebackintomycaragain - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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By firstdategonebad - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol FML

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By solyana vr1 - United States

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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By thesparrow - United States

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Melbourne

Session done!

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By badtimingdude - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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By RootalyTootToot

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

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By Magilla - United States

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

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By spider-sarah - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML

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By dileigh - United States

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

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By Walter - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By grossed out - United States - Mount Prospect

Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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By Hannah - 27/3/2021 05:01

Size zero

Today, I have been trying for 5 days to gain weight. Which for me, requires stuffing myself to the point of exploding. I haven’t slept in days because I'm constantly digesting food. FML

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By Depressedegg

He can run, but he can't hide

Today, my toddler realised that my pregnancy means I can't move easily anymore. He celebrated his freedom by doing everything he's not allowed to, and staying just outside my reach at all times. He loves his new game, and it looks like he's not going to stop anytime soon. FML

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No chance

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML

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By youdontknowwho - 10/5/2020 14:00

Forward thinker

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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Top comments

By GavinRoskamp | 0

#1384590 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:24

What a bitch!

By bart100125 | 0

#1384613 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:29

oh man i know how its to be the "outcast,,
fyl!

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By GavinRoskamp | 0

#1384590 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:24

What a bitch!

skullbashd | 3

#1384660 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:40

Steve I am so sorry you weren't supposed to find out about te extra points

2kool4skoolyo | 0

#1384760 - Saturday 11 September 2010 0:07

you must be blonde lol

Stupified | 0

#1384894 - Saturday 11 September 2010 0:48

ydi for sucking that bad.

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#1385292 - Saturday 11 September 2010 1:58

yeah ure right #1 the teacher is a bitch and if I found out a teacher did that to me I would have told all of them to fuck off. then I'd leave.

drcool41 | 0

#1385298 - Saturday 11 September 2010 1:59

no she's nice or trying to make him feel popular, at least she cared

ugwmii | 0

#1386193 - Saturday 11 September 2010 6:08



changesinme | 0

#3266634 - Saturday 10 September 2011 10:35

LoveML man, you're the popular kid now

Dear_Karma | 27

#6658625 - Wednesday 27 July 2016 12:40

Not really. The teacher made an effort to have them included

By SoundnVasion | 0

#1384597 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

Not really an fml. The teacher helped more than anything.

INsayn | 0

#1386366 - Saturday 11 September 2010 7:19

I think it was nice of your teacher to do that, but when you founded out it makes it bad but she tried.

monsterskatr | 0

#1387342 - Saturday 11 September 2010 14:31

hahah SucKs fir u

xxdreamloverxx | 14

#7387994 - Friday 13 January 2017 20:02

Probably made her feel worse about herself actually. Her hopes were raised and then violently crushed down.

By renr17 | 0

#1384611 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:28

how is this an FML. I mean, you were absent. so WTF.

Molord1 | 0

#1384690 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:50

OP is an outcast that nobody wants to
be partners with

By bart100125 | 0

#1384613 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:29

oh man i know how its to be the "outcast,,
fyl!

panchod1234 | 0

#1386591 - Saturday 11 September 2010 8:53

haha fuckin loser

you_failed | 15

#1433996 - Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:10

freakin prick ^

Cjw1220 | 0

#1596754 - Sunday 24 October 2010 21:28

*scoffs* How rude!

By deafeningsilence | 8

#1384639 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:35

Ouch...

like_its_ya_bday | 0

#1384804 - Saturday 11 September 2010 0:13

I know right

By karlita22 | 0

#1384648 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:37

hahahaha I'm a fuckstick fml too

By missysangel | 4

#1384655 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:39

sad..

By talaina | 2

#1384662 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:41

I've been in this situation...well, the first part anyway. It sucks. :-(

I'm sorry, OP. FYL, both for being in that situation and for having a lousy teacher who made it worse.

By zombie_invasion | 1

#1384665 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:42

Aww... but the OP is probably a better person than all the other people in their class put together :)

By Freeze_fml | 16

#1384669 - Friday 10 September 2010 23:43

Waaah.

Make friends with your partner and get over it.