FML : Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She...

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 December 2010 09:40 / United Kingdom

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By c8750 | 2

#1814053 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:08

OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband

By theFMLiest1ofThe | 0

#1814051 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:08

shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.

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By Tasanasanta | 0

#1814035 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

c8750 | 2

#1814042 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:06

Not grandma, aunt

Tasanasanta | 0

#1814056 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:08

Eye kan weed gud XD

Sazzers | 0

#1814062 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:09

Way to read no-read!

c8750 | 2

#1814075 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:09

What about weed? LOL 

swimmerstud | 7

#1814133 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:15

and it's not crashing if she wasnt invited

xShannonxSammyx | 7

#1814300 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:49

Wait, if she wasn't invited, doesn't that mean she WAS crashing?

spanelli | 16

#1814311 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:51

Apparently she was invited if the OP didn't kick her out. Then again, he's probably nicer than I am.

ClickMyPicture | 0

#1814512 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 17:34

Lol, grandma...

zkchild | 0

#1814588 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 17:54

What a bitch but she's probably right.

By theFMLiest1ofThe | 0

#1814051 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:08

shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.

Somemadbloke1 | 1

#1814543 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 17:42

agreed

kikibisweet | 0

#1814669 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:31

Auntie knows best

breberry304 | 27

#5352892 - Sunday 3 February 2013 18:47

I'm guessing he invited her because she's family and it's not like her thinking that he's gay is a reason to hate her...

By c8750 | 2

#1814053 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:08

OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband

TkAfinator | 0

#1814111 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:13

^ win

Zya_fml | 8

#1818152 - Thursday 9 December 2010 7:57

hahaha, 4 = ^win

By c8750 | 2

#1814150 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:17

WTF???

By machiko_fml | 0

#1814187 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:26

If she didn't believe you in the first place then why did you invite her? She still doesn't believe you.

xShannonxSammyx | 7

#1814319 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:52

Because she's family. You need to invite family to your wedding.

coderedz | 0

#1814342 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:56

not always

machiko_fml | 0

#1814941 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:04

Who cares if she's family?

BloodyHeel | 8

#1815418 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:00

Apparently it is compulsory to invite your family. According to Shannon. And Shannon knows everything.

amazinggbaby | 2

#1816366 - Thursday 9 December 2010 1:46

Well since she's family and she and OP didn't seem to be on bad terms until the wedding, she would have probably been offended if she wasn't invited. She probably did believe he was straight until she got drunk and took his joke seriously.

By yumsugarr | 8

#1814197 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:26

awww, man. hopefully everyone noticed she was drunk!?

CaptSkippy | 9

#1815631 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 22:04

edit your info or some creeper will stalk you

Garytt | 0

#1817926 - Thursday 9 December 2010 6:30

too late

By amerwin | 3

#1814221 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:31

She needs to be put in her place. Plant one of your big floppy dildos in her purse, and then run around shaking it in front of everyone saying, "hey look, auntie can fit 12 inches! That's 3 more than me!"

By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#1814286 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:48

You're married, have fun. 

By mintcar | 9

#1814297 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 16:49

Ugh, drunk people.
Why would you go to a wedding and get completely intoxicated? It makes you look incredibly foolish.

I'm sorry your aunt acted the way she did.