By budapesthungary - 21/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 993
You deserved it 2 791

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forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

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some arson in it?

Arson would work too. Burning down the cake would probably be cathartic.

What is wrong with you people, why can't she just be happy for them instead of being a vindictive bitch.

plant a bomb

Do females always have to be revengeful!?!?! He ordered and payed for his cake SO MAKE HIS DAMN CAKE, THATS YOUR JOB WOMEN Thankyou

we say that we want to do these revengeful things but more times then non, we don't. its talk. and i agree about making the cake

He jilted her at the altar. What is wrong with YOU?!

Riiiight. Because if you had to make a wedding cake for a man who left YOU at the altar, you'd be totally cool with it. Don't say that she shouldn't be upset or angry, or that she's at fault. She has every right to be mad at him.

Arsenic or pubes After the end of the day You're the one alone

It happend three years ago, she needs to get over it and do her fucking job. Also she would be ruining the wedding of some women who has never done wrong by her.

It's been three years, he's obviously moved on with his life, it's pathetic that she can't. OP could be making her own cake if she could muster up enough maturity to realize shitty things happen to everyone, pitying yourself is only going to make your life worse.

Thank you, Dr. Haiku. I believe your first line was six syllables, though. =3

#96: How do you figure? I keep getting 5.

i would have to agree with 29, but this IS fmylife.com, so that is sort of the point, no?

i like your thinking #35. way to go. you could also poison it.

Fuck no I would refuse to

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

What if they are happy together?

poison it, or arsenic. great ideas

Give him a crap filling. Literally! See how he likes the "chocolate" centre. ;)

maybe she'll be eating it alone too... :P

my thoughts exactly... who is to say he won't pull the same stunt and leave the new fiancee?

forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

BRILLIANCE!!!

eating a wedding cake. $125. the following hospitalization? priceless.

what a fuck head

you have should write "go to the hell" on the cake hahahah

Isn't that the "Ted Mosby" ? xD