Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML
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MsConfusedd
| 27
You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.
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jondillboy
| 17
Someone is hungry o.O
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jondillboy
| 17
Someone is hungry o.O
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Pwn17
| 25
And batshit insane.
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hghrider123456
| 9
or just really really fat....or really really American.....oh wait that's the same thing
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Welshite
| 39
#14: No, it's not.
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iAlissa
| 34
#14, you ignorant twitfuck.
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Pwn17
| 25
Go fuck yourself 14. Not all of us are fat.
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michaelaranda
| 28
No. Not having doritos in a vending machine is just wrong.
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| 28
Doritos are known to be chemically addictive when consumed in large quantities. They can also induce mental retardation and cannibalistic tendencies when the addiction is not satisfied.
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cyanidesandwich
| 21
OP, by chance do you work at Walmart?
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pinkkayden
| 7
If it was nacho cheese, I'd be mad too.
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izzie321
| 27
Sounds like something I would do. Doritos are my main munchies satisfaction.
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MsConfusedd
| 27
You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.
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ButterflyLadyBug
| 14
but why ? I personally prefer cook ranch over nacho cheese ! :)
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Dynosaur_dollie
| 38
Naw sweet chili heat is the best, personally I am not a fan of nacho cheese. running out of doritos though is some pretty serious stuff.
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lolita88_fml
| 27
Nacho cheese is the best, I'd be a bit cranky too :P
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sicksadworld1317
| 30
No, see, it's cool ranch that's the life changer. It is cool, after all. No cool ranch Doritos is a life or death issue.
I don't know why everyone is so upset about the nacho cheese Doritos. It was na-cho cheese to begin with, therefore the cheesy goodness clearly went to the person it was meant to belong to. Just saying. Fritolay works in mysterious ways.
I don't know why everyone is so upset about the nacho cheese Doritos. It was na-cho cheese to begin with, therefore the cheesy goodness clearly went to the person it was meant to belong to. Just saying. Fritolay works in mysterious ways.
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dudeofawe
| 15
Cool ranch. Is. Amazing. You have no idea what you're talking about.
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chatokun
| 10
I'm with #2, nacho is delicious, hate Cool Ranch.
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haw008
| 14
That probably won't be the craziest thing you encounter working with customers, sadly.
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Kamon97
| 23
Geez no wonder Taco Bell calls them the Doritos Locos Tacos ._.
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blakesinthelake
| 11
Who needs a bag of air anyways???
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rg350dx
| 29
People in car accidents.
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blakesinthelake
| 11
#15 well played. Well played...
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lolita88_fml
| 27
I do!
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awkwardlysmiles
| 12
Woah, a little over dramatic. Now if it was Cheetos that would be a different story.
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IvyOswin
| 17
When you crave Cheetos, nothing else will satisfy.
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starile
| 19
Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos... Most of my diet ends in "o"s.
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cathyfang1533
| 12
#51 - Snickers satisfies.
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Tall_Enough
| 10
You can't blame him, Doritos are definitely worth killing for.
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demonmonkey
| 13
I have no problem whatsoever with this reaction.
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yesrod
| 4
Who doesn't love Doritos? That's like saying you don't like kittens.
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fsomelife
| 26
Except Doritos aren't cute. Or fluffy. And petting them sucks because of all the powder and ridges.
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yesrod
| 4
That's a good point... But they are amazing. If you don't like Doritos though then your life needs a looking at.
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blackbeltpsycho
| 16
And adding to #11, we also don't enjoy eating kittens
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Tall_Enough
| 10
#36, the chinese do...
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starile
| 19
Kittens are great to wipe your hands off after eating a bag of Doritos.
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ifavela89
| 13
why would you not have Doritos. haha sorry op if you had a bad day
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Ayanpatel95
| 7
People just love Doritos!!