By Anonynommer - 13/09/2013 23:13 - United States - Holyoke

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 282
You deserved it 3 348

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You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.

Someone is hungry o.O

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Someone is hungry o.O

And batshit insane.

or just really really fat....or really really American.....oh wait that's the same thing

#14: No, it's not.

#14, you ignorant twitfuck.

Go fuck yourself 14. Not all of us are fat.

No. Not having doritos in a vending machine is just wrong.

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Doritos are known to be chemically addictive when consumed in large quantities. They can also induce mental retardation and cannibalistic tendencies when the addiction is not satisfied.

OP, by chance do you work at Walmart?

If it was nacho cheese, I'd be mad too.

Sounds like something I would do. Doritos are my main munchies satisfaction.

You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.

but why ? I personally prefer cook ranch over nacho cheese ! :)

Naw sweet chili heat is the best, personally I am not a fan of nacho cheese. running out of doritos though is some pretty serious stuff.

Nacho cheese is the best, I'd be a bit cranky too :P

No, see, it's cool ranch that's the life changer. It is cool, after all. No cool ranch Doritos is a life or death issue. I don't know why everyone is so upset about the nacho cheese Doritos. It was na-cho cheese to begin with, therefore the cheesy goodness clearly went to the person it was meant to belong to. Just saying. Fritolay works in mysterious ways.

Cool ranch. Is. Amazing. You have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm with #2, nacho is delicious, hate Cool Ranch.

That probably won't be the craziest thing you encounter working with customers, sadly.

Geez no wonder Taco Bell calls them the Doritos Locos Tacos ._.

Who needs a bag of air anyways???

People in car accidents.

#15 well played. Well played...

Woah, a little over dramatic. Now if it was Cheetos that would be a different story.

When you crave Cheetos, nothing else will satisfy.

Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos... Most of my diet ends in "o"s.

#51 - Snickers satisfies.

You can't blame him, Doritos are definitely worth killing for.

I have no problem whatsoever with this reaction.

Who doesn't love Doritos? That's like saying you don't like kittens.

Except Doritos aren't cute. Or fluffy. And petting them sucks because of all the powder and ridges.

That's a good point... But they are amazing. If you don't like Doritos though then your life needs a looking at.

And adding to #11, we also don't enjoy eating kittens

#36, the chinese do...

Kittens are great to wipe your hands off after eating a bag of Doritos.

why would you not have Doritos. haha sorry op if you had a bad day

People just love Doritos!!