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Doritos are known to be chemically addictive when consumed in large quantities. They can also induce mental retardation and cannibalistic tendencies when the addiction is not satisfied.


No, see, it's cool ranch that's the life changer. It is cool, after all. No cool ranch Doritos is a life or death issue.

I don't know why everyone is so upset about the nacho cheese Doritos. It was na-cho cheese to begin with, therefore the cheesy goodness clearly went to the person it was meant to belong to. Just saying. Fritolay works in mysterious ways.