FML : Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja...

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By munckncruncj15 - / Thursday 22 October 2009 04:19 / United States

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By moonsolomon | 0

#632963 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:41

Last I checked, when people wiped their mouths, the napkin didn't come in contact with the tongue... and wouldn't you feel it on your lips before just absently licking? And then remember about the dead fly and think ICK and wipe it off again?
Just, y'know, asking.

By Peroxide | 3

#632966 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:44

Mr Miyagi would be so proud

Wax on wax off bitch

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By cheekytart | 0

#632954 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:28

ou're an idiot

lastichecked | 0

#632962 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:36

es she is

HahaYDI | 0

#632999 - Thursday 22 October 2009 13:22

ou made me laugh

_THE_MASTER_ | 0

#633222 - Thursday 22 October 2009 16:48

ou gus are hilarious.

Kervik | 0

#633250 - Thursday 22 October 2009 17:11

greed.

drano | 0

#633776 - Friday 23 October 2009 0:28

econded

nd OP that's not karma that's stupidity.

gizmo_987 | 0

#633917 - Friday 23 October 2009 2:36

ies a little inside every time someone used Karma wrong on FMLs*

Ajjas013 | 6

#637254 - Sunday 25 October 2009 2:58

Double-amen. Btw, Alan Pirates may > Ninjas, but Zombies > Pirates.

XYZzzzzzzz | 0

#927607 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:56

felt bad for you until you said karma. There is no karma for killing a fly.

Karma495 | 0

#1667470 - Monday 8 November 2010 17:03

xD ikr

PinkieKeen | 20

#4969824 - Tuesday 25 September 2012 9:17

"Amazing ninja skills"...?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#632955 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:29

You're not Obama, so don't try pulling one.

PS: Pirates > Ninjas

redbluegreen | 40

#632969 - Thursday 22 October 2009 12:46

Amen, Twin.

_THE_MASTER_ | 0

#633225 - Thursday 22 October 2009 16:50

you can go ahead and say that pirates are better than ninjas...of course, while you're doing that, 1 ninja is silently and skillfully taking down your entire crew. oh...face....

winterharte | 0

#821356 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 10:50

But then the zombie apocalypse comes along and they somehow all procreate togeter, thusly making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. (KoL references FTW! :D)