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By munckncruncj15 - United States
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
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By  moonsolomon  |  0

Last I checked, when people wiped their mouths, the napkin didn't come in contact with the tongue... and wouldn't you feel it on your lips before just absently licking? And then remember about the dead fly and think ICK and wipe it off again?
Just, y'know, asking.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Double-amen. Btw, Alan Pirates may > Ninjas, but Zombies > Pirates.

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  _THE_MASTER_  |  0

you can go ahead and say that pirates are better than ninjas...of course, while you're doing that, 1 ninja is silently and skillfully taking down your entire crew. oh...face....

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By  moonsolomon  |  0

Last I checked, when people wiped their mouths, the napkin didn't come in contact with the tongue... and wouldn't you feel it on your lips before just absently licking? And then remember about the dead fly and think ICK and wipe it off again?
Just, y'know, asking.

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