FML : Today, at Jiffy Lube a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds...

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Today, at Jiffy Lube a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says "Sicko." FML

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By thebigpeezy / Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:37 / United States

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By nuked | 0

#237773 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:51

I guess I can understand her reaction, though I would expect an apology from her, had you explained the situation..

By nuked | 0

#237801 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:54

#2, Please learn to spell or at least some simple grammar..

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By nuked | 0

#237773 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:51

I guess I can understand her reaction, though I would expect an apology from her, had you explained the situation..

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Redders123 | 1

#954457 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 07:05

I totally agree that woman should have apologized!!!! Kids are sweet and trusting. The boy just liked the OP. Kids DO things like that. She was there, and OP wasn't leading him away. She overreacted big time.

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Legolandlord | 4

#2829066 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 06:41

at least she didnt punch him.....

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T9FTW | 20

#5006487 - Friday 5 October 2012 08:40

Look at her with your best troll face and say "U Mad?"

By pwnage79 | 0

#237778 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:51

that sucks and u forgot, then i explained or your an idiot

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Kazze | 31

#6122812 - Wednesday 19 November 2014 01:56

Uh... English, please?

By buu700 | 0

#237782 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:52

There's really nothing wrong with being a paedophile, provided you learn not to act on your impulses.

By Tim3 | 0

#237783 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:52

how do you know that he mistook you for his dad? its not a big deal... at all

By nuked | 0

#237801 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:54

#2, Please learn to spell or at least some simple grammar..

By EOD_Elmo | 0

#237806 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:54

You should sue the kid's parents for assault!

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Trevv | 0

#842972 - Thursday 11 February 2010 02:40

How is that even remotely assault? She was defending her child from what she thought was a threat, even though it wasn't. FYL indeed, OP.

By dengman | 0

#237811 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:55

was the mom hot??lol

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duke56924903 | 11

#4734059 - Thursday 26 July 2012 03:47

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you're just so funny.

By smurf_diddy_m | 0

#237817 - Thursday 28 May 2009 01:56

well that suxs

By exranger06 | 0

#237848 - Thursday 28 May 2009 02:00

YDI for going to Jiffy Lube. I wouldn't let those morons within 10 ft of my cars. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCAJ8ULnaI

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#237852 - Thursday 28 May 2009 02:00

I disagree. I think the kid is a sicko. Fricken twisted little kids... Randomly grabbing people...

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yanayo | 0

#2038697 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:16

lol

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