Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML
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astarwarsfan
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captain underpants reference :)
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Jexzas
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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS :D
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rednick95
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lol first
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NemuiTM
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bloody red down there now huh?
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skyler_kitttyyy
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neversit on the seat!
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Jexzas
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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS :D
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Lennsik
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6 Years ago I remember reading how to do that prank on an Captain Underpants book. A shame it happened to you, OP, but at least you've quelled my undying thoughts on whether it worked.
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48Connor
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ADRELINESTUDIOS!! look on youtube for a video on this
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W4X
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That's epic.
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Thin_Ice_fml
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A classic trick
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2kool4skoolyo
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lol I'm about do that prank!
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Kurg
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ZOMG it's captain underpants!!!!
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zerobahamut03
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Lol I should try that! ha ha too funny.
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trueblue42
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brilliant. I'm totally gonna leave ketchup packets under toilet seats from now on.
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Kylias
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I suddenly want to go to BK... you know, for the grease... not to try that or anything...
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FunnyWeasel
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haha! a classic prank called the squishy. captain underpants ftw!
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christa953
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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS
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rallets
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great, now im not gonna be able to buy fast food without doing that
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ketchuplad
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squishies win
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mells105
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why would you sit down at a burger king bathroom??!?!???!!!!??? a burger kiing bathroom!!! thats sick ydi
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Uscdrew1
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Anyone who thought of Captain Underpants when they read this gets 10,000 points.
"TraLaLa!"
"TraLaLa!"
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FarSide
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YDI OP for sitting down to pee.
Next time, "act like dad, not like sis, lift the lid, before you piss".
Next time, "act like dad, not like sis, lift the lid, before you piss".
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babyyappld
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OMG CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! those books were my childhood
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chuk_norris_fml
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Agreed with 169!!!!!!! Captain Underpants = life!!!
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iJamesJamesable
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wasn't it called squishies or something?
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GluttunousQueen
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ew, that's nasty xD
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Lauren10102
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what's nasty is your picture
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zinoxity
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2 - Wow, jailbait slut much? Why take a picture of your tits? To arouse predators?
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GluttunousQueen
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gosh, what did you guys say that got moderated? :)
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valri3
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Haha Captain Underpants!
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pussylikka69
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nice boobs babe, email me: [email protected], i'd love to see more please :)
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6969awesome
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captian underpants FTW
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krazygirl100
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captan underpants woo lol pwnd
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substitutes
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Well do you like ketchup?
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Shrimpy35
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I do that all the time lol
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Ancarnia
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the red menace strikes again!
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jasonsaied
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lol
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jessi_ld
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uhmm about that.... totally wasn't me *cough* lol seriously that's one prank I pulled on April fools day last year... classic
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krazygirl100
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captain underpants squishi power
tralala lol
tralala lol
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gabbii2596
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well that's embarrasing
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Lauren10102
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it would be embarrasimg if it is a girl, of its a guy, who cares?
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TeeHee124
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*embarrassing
You are embarrassing yourself.
You are embarrassing yourself.
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Moo_Horse
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cuz he has it all down his legs its gross and he has to walk arpund looking like he had an extreme period or somethin
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Uscdrew1
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135, Unless I'm mistaken about anatomy, men can't have periods. Much less an extreme one.
It would've looked more like genital mutilation.
It would've looked more like genital mutilation.
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Astroman129
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Sooooo... wipe it with toilet paper? I don't really see the FML here.
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DanielleSaysHell
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there is ketchup all over the back of them . it's embarrising,
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DocBastard
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No, what's embarrassing is misspelling "embarrassing."
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Justforlolz
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Grammar Nazi? Just curious...
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DocBastard
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Look at my profile.
You should try naziing. It's fun! Just prepare for the "ur so dum! i cn typ howeva i want! ur a loser!" responses. They are even MORE fun to shoot down.
You should try naziing. It's fun! Just prepare for the "ur so dum! i cn typ howeva i want! ur a loser!" responses. They are even MORE fun to shoot down.
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Fortuitous
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Exactly. There should be a Grammar Nazi census to see how many there are on FML.
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DocBastard
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The unfortunate answer is "not enough." Pretty much everyone says something about correcting grammar on FML, what's the point, don't you have something better to do, it's only the Internet, etc.
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missrawrzy
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Why do you really care how people type on fml though? I mean I usually type the faster way on the computer but I can't here cause I'll get yelled at. lol
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thebignixie
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Ah, but all you need is boobs or brains in this world. I, however have opposable thumbs. (did I spell that right?!?)
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Fortuitous
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Wow, what a coincidence. Now we have haters on this FML and on the other one. How exciting. Hold on, I need to pee.
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missrawrzy
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Make sure you check for ketchup packets!
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Justforlolz
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Awsome!! Okay, I'm hooked. I'll start Sunday. I'll spend today practicing.
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DocBastard
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Just - Awesome* :)
rawrzy- The answer is simple. We are trying to make the FMLosphere a better, smarter place. Wouldn't you rather read an intelligent comment rather than "LOLZ!! ur so dumb!"
rawrzy- The answer is simple. We are trying to make the FMLosphere a better, smarter place. Wouldn't you rather read an intelligent comment rather than "LOLZ!! ur so dumb!"
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C6Racer
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Agreed, Doc.
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missrawrzy
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Good point lol. But my problem Is when I get yelled at for not capitalizing words and typing them in a shorter way like ur, u, nd that kinda stuff.
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amandalovesyou
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How much longer would it take you to type "you"? Seriously....
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Efilyn
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Whatever happened to spell check...?
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DocBastard
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rawrzy, all you have to do to avoid getting "yelled at" is avoid grammar, punctuation, and syntax errors. Simple!
And if you don't like our response to "u" and "ur," then don't use them. It's two extra keystrokes to convert "u" to "you." Spend the extra 48 milliseconds. :)
And if you don't like our response to "u" and "ur," then don't use them. It's two extra keystrokes to convert "u" to "you." Spend the extra 48 milliseconds. :)
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JGood09
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You guys are a bunch of fuckin' idiots, just thought I'd throw that out there for ya.
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FYLwindowlicker
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RAWR! I say.
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missrawrzy
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Well the main reason I say u instead of you is cause Im on my iPod and I hate typing on it.
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FarSide
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Gee, that was fucking brilliant.
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y4LL 4R3 CR42Y!!!
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missrawrzy
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^now THATS annoying
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MooseIsLoose
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old joke. not really funny.
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whatgoescomes
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Yo
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astarwarsfan
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captain underpants reference :)
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Lolzords
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Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. :)
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Justforlolz
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That's the same thing I thought! =P
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Junizumi4
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You beat me to it!
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Just_Me146
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Nice to know I'm not alone :L
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thebignixie
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I feel like a loser for not knowing!
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tngodzilla
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I totally knew!
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KingD123
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lol love that series
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l3allin_all_day
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yea lol
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pokehmahn
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A squishy
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Justforlolz
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Ahh, the ol' "ketchup under the toliet seat to spray somebody with for lulz" trick. Classic.
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gabbii2596
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and ydi for sitting in a public bathroom's toilet. that's disgusting and dangerous
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skittle68
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You're an idiot. it's not dangerous.
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well obviously it's dangerous!
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KikiThePug
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Well you'd rather piss or shit your pants in front of everyone than go to the restroom, place a couple pieces of toilet paper on the toilet seat and go?
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Jewelofagal
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Agreed. Public toilet seats are a great way to get crabs. Hovering is best.
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DocBastard
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Hovering is unnecessary. Your chances of catching a disease from the toilet seat is next to zero. You have a much better chance of catching something from the faucet, paper towel dispenser, door handle, person in the next stall, etc.
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5t3ff1k4h
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I'm not sure if this is 100% correct, but I don't think STDs can survive on the toilet seat for long without a human host. I think that as soon as they're... "left there" by the original host, they will die on the toilet seat in the time it takes for another person to sit down, thus leaving you disease free.
I also don't think you can catch an STD from a doorknob. Same idea applies. The exception? The cold and/or flu viruses.
I also don't think you can catch an STD from a doorknob. Same idea applies. The exception? The cold and/or flu viruses.
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redbluegreen
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It is nearly impossible to get an STD or crabs from a toilet seat. Most STDs are only transmitted during sexual contact, either by skin-to-skin contact or through body fluid exchange. I really doubt people are getting that intimate with restaurant toilets. If you're really worried, put on an extra cover or something. As for crabs, their legs are able to climb through pubic hair only because of the way their legs are spaced. That's why you don't hear about people getting crabs on the top of their heads; it's the wrong type of hair. On a porcelain toilet seat, they'd fall right off.
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KaySL
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You fucking scare me, RBG. And I like it.
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Jewelofagal
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#71 -- Hovering is a girl's best friend. I refuse to do anything but in a public toilet.
#113 -- While all very interesting commentary on crabs, I can tell you I've brushed more than a few off the seat into the toilet water when cleaning the seat before sitting (this was before I caught on to the hovering concept). The idea that they'll skitter right off porcelain would be a nice one to believe, but the seat surface is still flat enough that they can hang in and wait for the next victim. No thank you.
#113 -- While all very interesting commentary on crabs, I can tell you I've brushed more than a few off the seat into the toilet water when cleaning the seat before sitting (this was before I caught on to the hovering concept). The idea that they'll skitter right off porcelain would be a nice one to believe, but the seat surface is still flat enough that they can hang in and wait for the next victim. No thank you.
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5t3ff1k4h
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118 - Hovering is a girl's best friend? I guess I don't have a best friend then. Poor me.
What's stopping you from putting a few sheets of toilet tissue down on the seat? Crabs can't crawl THROUGH paper. Even better, brush them off if you see them (I never have...) and THEN use the tissue as a liner.
What's stopping you from putting a few sheets of toilet tissue down on the seat? Crabs can't crawl THROUGH paper. Even better, brush them off if you see them (I never have...) and THEN use the tissue as a liner.
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redbluegreen
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Considering the size of crabs, how can you be sure they were crabs in the first place? They should slide off of toilets. Perhaps not immediately upon contact, but they will pretty quickly. Public toilet seats (here anyway) aren't usually flat. What's so wrong with using covers?
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Jewelofagal
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#118 & #121 -- Covering the seat isn't necessary. Hovering works great. What do you have against it? No muss, no fuss, saves on paper.
#121 -- Please. It's not rocket science to recognize that the teeny critter sitting and waiting on the seat is a pubic crab. They can and do spread from victim to victim through public toilets. At my age, it would be naive to go with you on denying that it happens.
#121 -- Please. It's not rocket science to recognize that the teeny critter sitting and waiting on the seat is a pubic crab. They can and do spread from victim to victim through public toilets. At my age, it would be naive to go with you on denying that it happens.
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5t3ff1k4h
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123 - Have you researched the likelihood of the pubic lice traveling from person to person via a toilet seat? I suggest you do that... In 99% of cases, pubic lice is obtained through sexual contact. PERSON to PERSON. Not person to toilet to person.
EDIT: No, the other 1% does not mean you get it from toilet seats. Actually, my numbers are just a guess-timate, so it's likely that it's more than 99%.
EDIT: No, the other 1% does not mean you get it from toilet seats. Actually, my numbers are just a guess-timate, so it's likely that it's more than 99%.
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Jewelofagal
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#124 -- Since you're just guestimating and I have actual life experience seeing the critters on public toilet seats, you'll forgive me for not paying much attention to your "stats"
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5t3ff1k4h
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No, I won't. I know the stats say that it's 99-point-something percent unlikely you'll get crabs from a toilet seat, and the same value goes for it being likely you'll get it from sex (if you get it). I'm just not sure of the actual decimal, which is why I called it a guess-timate and rounded it to 99%. My point (and RBG's) is still valid.
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Jewelofagal
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#127 -- Go ahead, then, and rely on those stats the next time you use a public toilet.
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5t3ff1k4h
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I do, every time. 20 years, and never have I seen nor have I obtained pubic lice.
I'm sure there are many others on here that will agree with me. Oh wait.. some already did!
I'm sure there are many others on here that will agree with me. Oh wait.. some already did!
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KikiThePug
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I've never seems crabs on a toilet.... or anywhere actually. I look down everytime I use a public toilet now...
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FFML_314
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Jewelofagal, you are truly a naive woman. You did not see any tiny critters on a public toilet seat. I know you didn't, because when a toilet is flushed the suction alone would rake in any type of tiny creature. Do you know how small pubic crabs are? Not only that, but RBG is right when she says they can not "hang on" to a toilet seat. They would slip right off. They do not have any form of grip and will not stay on for any period of time.
The only thing that should hover in this world, is an aircraft.
Now, I can't speak for the size of your ass, but I'm going to assume it's not the size of a Navy jet.
The only thing that should hover in this world, is an aircraft.
Now, I can't speak for the size of your ass, but I'm going to assume it's not the size of a Navy jet.
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5t3ff1k4h
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141 - Yeah, I look down to and make sure to wipe off any piss or water that's left on the seat. That's normal. But there's no need to hover.
Well said, Anna!
Well said, Anna!
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Anaxes
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Public toilets are simply an experiment by the illuminati too see how insanitary they can create an environment before it is officially declared a deathtrap and condemned.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Don't you mean 'unsanitary'?
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Anaxes
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insanitary [ɪnˈsænɪtərɪ -trɪ]
adj
not sanitary; dirty or infected
insanitariness , insanitation
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003
Grammar Nazi failure.
adj
not sanitary; dirty or infected
insanitariness , insanitation
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003
Grammar Nazi failure.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Not a failure since where I'm from, 'unsanitary' is used more. I have honestly never heard anyone use 'insanitary'.
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Anaxes
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I will accept this.
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deathfyre8
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Trust him, he's a doctor. He really is. @71
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Fortuitous
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This is better known as "sangre shit".
Sorry, I can't add accent marks on my computer.
Sorry, I can't add accent marks on my computer.