Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Pleonasm
| 34
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
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flashback.miss
| 28
get well soon, but next time maybe offer dinner?
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fsomelife
| 26
I bet the guy who had to take his wife to that restaurant would gladly switch places with this show-off.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.
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Nickb55
| 16
What an avalanche of puns
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Pleonasm
| 34
These flows are snow joke.
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Johnnycake23
| 42
To summit up we are very punny
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Wizardo
| 33
Yep, think we've reached the peak with this range of puns. On to the next cascade!
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KittyLahv
| 27
I'm sure hill learn his lesson next time.
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JKPwnage
| 25
Hoo boy
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rx46590
| 3
she was ice cold anyway, there was snow way I can ski the two of them dating
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Johnnycake23
| 42
If you pizza when you are supposed to French fry you are gonna have a bad time!
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Zebediabolical
| 39
If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, it'll be worse.
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mxgirl1998
| 26
quote of the year award goes too...
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Dave_Davington
| 33
"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.
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pjsr
| 32
Exactly! If the OP is out of grade school, he needs a different approach
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pl0xs3rver
| 45
A "tried to impress" anyone is an automatic YDI for me.
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Kielnmsoftly
| 26
So you want to look like a loser to get people? I'm not saying you need to try hard but what's wrong with it if he does?
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countryb_cth
| 38
@26 Well the problem with that is it tends to always fail.
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Jaevwyn
| 17
Was just gonna write the same thing
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whatsittoyabitch
| 15
you win some you lose some, at least you tried :)
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clumsylobster
| 17
At least she knows you can take a lot if pain, so if she's into that... Yeah.
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BlondePsycho
| 43
Maybe she thought you were an impressive failure at skiing!
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FemskyD
| 26
I bet she was entertained though!!
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cheeeksss
| 29
I tend to like seeing a guy being embarrassed. It's like a nice reminder that they aren't perfect either.
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
and it lowers the pressure of finding that perfect guy too, since no one is perfect anyway.
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salamancer
| 11
If I was the girl, I would definitely appreciate the effort.
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
But you're not...and we're not always impressed by what you guys do. We really aren't.
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sstahpp
| 33
Pizza..french fry..pizza..french fry..pizza...french fry..fuck!