By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 703
You deserved it 11 047

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Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

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get well soon, but next time maybe offer dinner?

I bet the guy who had to take his wife to that restaurant would gladly switch places with this show-off.

Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

What an avalanche of puns

These flows are snow joke.

To summit up we are very punny

Yep, think we've reached the peak with this range of puns. On to the next cascade!

I'm sure hill learn his lesson next time.

she was ice cold anyway, there was snow way I can ski the two of them dating

If you pizza when you are supposed to French fry you are gonna have a bad time!

If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, it'll be worse.

quote of the year award goes too...

"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

Exactly! If the OP is out of grade school, he needs a different approach

A "tried to impress" anyone is an automatic YDI for me.

So you want to look like a loser to get people? I'm not saying you need to try hard but what's wrong with it if he does?

@26 Well the problem with that is it tends to always fail.

Was just gonna write the same thing

you win some you lose some, at least you tried :)

At least she knows you can take a lot if pain, so if she's into that... Yeah.

Maybe she thought you were an impressive failure at skiing!

I bet she was entertained though!!

I tend to like seeing a guy being embarrassed. It's like a nice reminder that they aren't perfect either.

and it lowers the pressure of finding that perfect guy too, since no one is perfect anyway.

If I was the girl, I would definitely appreciate the effort.

But you're not...and we're not always impressed by what you guys do. We really aren't.

Pizza..french fry..pizza..french fry..pizza...french fry..fuck!