By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Pleonasm 35
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Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

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Dave_Davington 33
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"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

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flashback.miss 28
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get well soon, but next time maybe offer dinner?

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fsomelife 26
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I bet the guy who had to take his wife to that restaurant would gladly switch places with this show-off.

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Pleonasm 35
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Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

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Nickb55 16
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What an avalanche of puns

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Pleonasm 35
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These flows are snow joke.

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Johnnycake23 42
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To summit up we are very punny

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Wizardo 33
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Yep, think we've reached the peak with this range of puns. On to the next cascade!

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KittyLahv 27
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I'm sure hill learn his lesson next time.

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rx46590 3
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she was ice cold anyway, there was snow way I can ski the two of them dating

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Johnnycake23 42
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If you pizza when you are supposed to French fry you are gonna have a bad time!

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Zebediabolical 39
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If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, it'll be worse.

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mxgirl1998 26
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quote of the year award goes too...

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Dave_Davington 33
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"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

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pjsr 32
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Exactly! If the OP is out of grade school, he needs a different approach

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pl0xs3rver 45
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A "tried to impress" anyone is an automatic YDI for me.

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Kielnmsoftly 26
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So you want to look like a loser to get people? I'm not saying you need to try hard but what's wrong with it if he does?

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countryb_cth 38
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@26 Well the problem with that is it tends to always fail.

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Jaevwyn 17
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Was just gonna write the same thing

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whatsittoyabitch 15
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you win some you lose some, at least you tried :)

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clumsylobster 17
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At least she knows you can take a lot if pain, so if she's into that... Yeah.

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BlondePsycho 43
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Maybe she thought you were an impressive failure at skiing!

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FemskyD 26
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I bet she was entertained though!!

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cheeeksss 29
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I tend to like seeing a guy being embarrassed. It's like a nice reminder that they aren't perfect either.

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gintwinsmoore 20
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and it lowers the pressure of finding that perfect guy too, since no one is perfect anyway.

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salamancer 11
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If I was the girl, I would definitely appreciate the effort.

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gintwinsmoore 20
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But you're not...and we're not always impressed by what you guys do. We really aren't.

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sstahpp 33
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Pizza..french fry..pizza..french fry..pizza...french fry..fuck!

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