By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 15:08 - United States
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Agreed. My primary school teacher used to yell at whoever farted in class for 'not controlling their body'. I always thought that was fucking stupid, sometimes they just slip! Personally I think OP was being considerate by choosing to hold the fart until the interviewer left.
Real question is why didn't the interviewer wait until after the interview... You must have been boring him OP
Some people have medical issues that prevent it. A former boss of mine has an enlarged prostate and he went VERY often. He flat COULD NOT wait. Also, someone prone to UTIs should not risk an infection to avoid inconveniencing someone. When you gotta go, you gotta go, and every single person can relate. Nothing wrong with having people wait just a few moments.
OH MY GOD! YOU PREFORMED A NORMAL BODILY FUNCTION?! YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET ANOTHER JOB AGAIN! But seriously, why would that keep you from getting the job? Everyone farts. You just did it at a pretty bad time...