FML : Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few...

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 24 October 2015 01:32 / United States - Albuquerque

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By WinterChild | 20

#6443468 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:03

Should have said "Oh I'm sorry, does it remind you of that story I wasn't suppose to tell grandma about?"

By A07 | 47

#6443473 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:04

You should've said "Ofcourse you'd know all about them" when he said that

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By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6443462 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:02

Look on the bright side, your dark eye circles make you look like "a cheap Vegas whore" not a cheap vegas drag queen like mine do

WhoopteDo | 26

#6443479 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:05

It also wasn't a black eye. That's another bright side.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6443485 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:06

get off my comment fluffy

jadenjacksonm | 14

#6443503 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:20

Discontinue this.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6443508 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:27

This is a fucking train wreck

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6443557 - Saturday 24 October 2015 21:13

Thanks guys I love you all

By DemHaxBro | 20

#6443465 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:02

Try to get more sleep op

shessohighh | 10

#6443527 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:43

It's probably not due to sleep. That kind is easy to conceal. As someone who has always suffered from dark circles due to genetics and sinus issues, I can attest that they are impossible to mask. I feel for you OP. I've been there.

By WinterChild | 20

#6443468 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:03

Should have said "Oh I'm sorry, does it remind you of that story I wasn't suppose to tell grandma about?"

By HollyQuinn | 21

#6443469 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:03

Hey, maybe a new career path for ya? Kidding, what a weenie.

By MagnusDeus | 23

#6443472 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:03

Did you get punched in the face?
How dark can those circles be??

militarybrat | 21

#6443812 - Sunday 25 October 2015 4:35

Depending on what type, the allergic shiners and genetic type can get quite dark. Mine get almost black daily.

By A07 | 47

#6443473 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:04

You should've said "Ofcourse you'd know all about them" when he said that

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6444389 - Sunday 25 October 2015 22:49

Regardless of your age you never disrespect grandpa...

Abhimanyu | 14

#6444839 - Monday 26 October 2015 7:36

#48 I understand what you're saying but, sometimes you must stand up and speak for yourself. Blood relations don't give someone a right to insult their family members no matter how young or old they're.

By CharlieM78 | 9

#6443474 - Saturday 24 October 2015 20:04

Why would you be embarrassed? Just call him on it by saying thanks but it's not makeup you dick I simply have not been getting enough rest because (fill in the blank) and make him look like the asshat he is.