By Sleepy - 19/03/2019 20:00

Today, at 2:30 a.m. I got locked out of my room. I knocked upstairs to get my landlady to give me the spare key. Instead, I woke up the dogs next door who wanted to kill me, so I hid for 5 hours in the enclosed trampoline with some outdoor blankets. They were covered in animal piss. It rained. FML
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YDI for nearly unintelligible run-on nonsense.

How did you know the dogs wanted to kill you? Wasn't there a fence?

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YDI for nearly unintelligible run-on nonsense.

Kinsey Stratmann 5

Honestly it wasn’t that hard to read. Y’all are just being dramatic for the fun of it.

How did you know the dogs wanted to kill you? Wasn't there a fence?