FML : Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life...

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CRH - / Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:41 / United States

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By CanuckPopcicle | 2

#2453172 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:54

I get it, you're excited for baby. One thing you'll find becoming a mom is you'll lose some friends and gain other friends.

By DocBastard | 38

#2453269 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:10

Pregnant women talk about being pregnant. So do the fathers (assuming they're proud fathers).

I'm sure I annoyed the living fuck out of everyone around me when my wife was pregnant (both times). And now that the baby is a month old, all those people who were annoyed just want to see the baby pictures.

You should just tell your "friend" to be happy for you and share in your excitement.

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By m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#2453157 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sterlingarcher | 1

#2453196 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:58

she was excited.. don't be so harsh..

johncarterer93 | 0

#2453205 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:58

She sounds happy!

aquariusangel420 | 0

#2453296 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:15

1 your an asshole and if your friend can't share the joy with you and be supportive then you need to find another friend you deserve better than that! Go share the joy with your man after all he is the father

TroII | 0

#2453384 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:33

whats wrong with pro-life? *let the huge paragraphs and debates begin*

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2453699 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:03

ops friend must be jealous, that or she's just a bitch or both

Randuhh_17 | 4

#2453702 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:04

I don't see what's so bad about sounding pro-life?! would you rather her say, " jeez, I hope my baby don't scratch my vagina as its being aborted?!" so she could sound like a pro-choice bumper sticker? she is gonna be a mom, so I would hope she is excited...chick, your friend needs to get in check..

By danbui | 0

#2453158 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:51

how is this an fml?? it's not that bad!!

danbui | 0

#2453166 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:52

why was I moderated? all I said was how is this an fml? it's not that bad.

By ceddyz17 | 7

#2453164 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:52

ummm good for you?

missy_lynn012 | 0

#2453318 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:23

she wants you to shut up because she doesn't care.

adrianblackett | 0

#2453530 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:09

oh well

aquariusangel420 | 0

#2453632 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:39

All 3 f these comments y'all are bitches for that if you don't care don't say anything! Jesus if you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all!!!

By Horrified86 | 0

#2453170 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2453218 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:00

to the pregnant person it does. but to everyone else thats just useless info... but congratulations on being pregnant

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2453495 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:01

I called everybody in my phone book the first time my sons dinga ling showed up on a sonogram, and everybody was pumped....If your best friend's not that interested in you going thru your pregnancy, then that's not a friend but more like an aquiatance....

daybowbow | 0

#2453544 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:13

A peen is exciting news though. Fingernails...eh.

By CanuckPopcicle | 2

#2453172 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:54

I get it, you're excited for baby. One thing you'll find becoming a mom is you'll lose some friends and gain other friends.

By Haiden_fml | 0

#2453174 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:54

Hmmmm I think we all know someone like that...

i_love_grrr | 0

#2453512 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:03

i hate babies!!! lol im that person

WallyTheWombat | 0

#2453600 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:31

I never had a problem with kids/babies till I got a job in retail. Screaming babies all the damn time. >=(

Randuhh_17 | 4

#2453712 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:07

remember, y'all were once that annoying baby you hate so much...I'm sure you had people wanting to throw something at you a time or two.

By bittersweet1 | 0

#2453175 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:55

Shes just hating. stay happy and excited. its a wonderful thing and i can't wait to one day experience it myself.

By johncarterer93 | 0

#2453179 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:55

Congratulations! You should be excited about your baby's development!!

By khaya | 9

#2453186 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:56

You should have said, "I'm getting an abortion, now who's pro life?"

danbui | 0

#2453208 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:59

lol! that would've been funny!!

FarSide | 22

#2453254 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:06

Not.

EverybodyHatesCh | 0

#2453298 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:16

me!!! in pro!!

By Garytt | 0

#2453202 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thebestof1984 | 0

#2453233 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:01

wtf, umm yes they do.... Educate yourself before you make such a stupid comment!

thatonename | 7

#2453289 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:15

really? it was a question. dude didnt realize fetuses start without them. calm down and lay off.

pandaboo | 3

#2453322 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:23

You didn't realize sperm and egg don't fuse together to form a single-celled entity with fingernails?

thatonename | 7

#2453365 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:31

you'd be surprised what stupid people don't realize. besides, not everyone on this site had the same education you did. for all you know, dude never had sex Ed yet.

I'm not sayin it wasn't a stupid comment, but people are way to quick to get pissed because someone else had a brainfart.

thebestof1984 | 0

#2453406 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:39

How was that a question? Oh, I get it, it has a question mark at the end.... Shit, the question would be... babies have fingernails? Once again educate yourself!