Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML
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Olovio
| 5
Aaaaw! She's fallinf for you :D
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GrooveSponge
| 0
Oh the glory of puns! And OP, I'm sure she'll forgive you! It was a simple accident.
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flockz
| 19
boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!"
boy: "because your face is really fucked up"
girl: "......"
girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!"
boy: "because your face is really fucked up"
girl: "......"
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seanders
| 10
If chivalry wasn't dead, the women would be.
And to #11: you're not the only person on here who knows what smartphowned.com is.
And to #11: you're not the only person on here who knows what smartphowned.com is.
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EvilPotato
| 14
At least you tried.
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Nosrebor
| 8
15, it's still funny... >_>
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Keyman1212
| 14
Hopefully y'all were both able to laugh about it afterwards.
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
Will since we are talking about falling people. I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning, He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. So I made sure to make direct eye contact;)
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enonymous
| 8
"Chivalry is dead and women killed it. A woman's test in life is material. A mans test in life is a woman. Men don't go out and buy nice cars and things for themselves they go out and buy nice things to attract a woman. Once a woman says 'oh nice ferrari' men say 'GOTCHA BITCH!'"
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13FTW
| 9
I'm really quite surprised no crazed spelling/grammar Nazi has yet to jump on the opportunity to once again free the world of grammatical and spelling errors.
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zbajis
| 7
Omg it falling not fallinf!!!!!!!! ;) jk idc.
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CCrunner2
| 0
True!!
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Olovio
| 5
I'm on my phone, g & f are right next to each other :(
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13FTW
| 9
It's quite alright and I understand fully. Just poking fun at the grammar Nazi's in this world. Where would we be without them?
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bfsd42
| 20
42, as they say, "Big truck = Small cock".
I'm ready for Texas to thumb me down to eternal damnation.
I'm ready for Texas to thumb me down to eternal damnation.
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decidedlyvague
| 11
G and f are right next to each other. So were the Jews and Nazis. Look how well they got along. Speel yur wurds! Speel em!
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glglgl19
| 5
You've never made a type-o????
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brii_love007
| 0
shes really falling for you huh?
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evanedwards85
| 6
yea just copy number 1
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
She probably didn't do it on purpose seeing as they both commented at the same time
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LouisianaBob
| 9
And they say chivalry is dead
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Hey there, #46... if you look closely, you'd see that #1 and #2 posted their comments at the same time.
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evanedwards85
| 6
79 lol what's YOUR excuse for copying 51
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
LOL...
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bfsd42
| 20
46 & 82. Dude, I was gonna say you are a douche, but that comeback was top notch. Touché. Not douche.
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rexgar2000
| 10
for #46 they both posted at the same time. look before you even say anything.
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joecelticsballa
| 0
hah i did that to my friend. half day of ISS......
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
| 9
So you tried to pull out a chair for your friend while on a romantic dinner which caused him to fall and got a ISS?
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skata
| 4
you went on a romatic dinner date with your friend and you got a half day of ISS? half a day of ISS is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
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joecelticsballa
| 0
95- thank you thats what i meant either those ppl r retarted or trying to act smart
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flockz
| 19
retarded* lol
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suckstoobeyou
| 0
No, your retarded for making the comment.... If you read it right the maybe you wouldn't have made such a stupid comment about a accident on a DATE....
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DrTexas
| 0
Should have just took her to a drive-thru.
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not_cool808
| 14
romantic drive thru xD
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Bowser6622
| 5
Redneck much?
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Not even redneck. Just lazy and cheap.
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
IDK getting food to go (maybe not from a fast through) and going to eat some where private is really nice.
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frodoman
| 13
Well your causing the world around her to fall apart huh?
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nutzinacan
| 0
Did y'all finish?
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badandevil
| 0
Man that must have been embarrising, but hey we all have our mistakes. Talk About chivalry lol, fyl.
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HentaiBunny
| 4
Were you a man and made sweet love to her when she hit the floor? That seems pretty romantic to me..
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frodoman
| 13
With you anyone would wanna make sweet to you
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tylersign
| 11
Yeah. In the restaurant. Also, people pulled up chairs to watch.
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evanedwards85
| 6
lol 28 I second that
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
28 & 47 - go circle jerk elsewhere.
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alissa222
| 15
D-d-d-duck face!
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HentaiBunny
| 4
Boys love my duck face.
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frodoman
| 13
You have a gorgeous face lol. How can I hit you up?
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JeffreyLH
| 5
So what's a duck face?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Oh, it's not the duck face, Bunny.
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HentaiBunny
| 4
Yea they love that too.
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bertoelmexicano
| 6
I know what they like..... :)
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Duck face? All I saw were the twins =P
Haha jk
Haha jk
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ryankinghorn
| 0
Ur hott
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zombicidal
| 11
chivalry died for a reason
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cptmorgan6
| 8
Ya because women wanted equal rights.
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DrJesse
| 10
77's comment is full of logic.
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Ninja_assassinXD
| 8
At least chivalry isn't dead......
girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!"
boy: "because your face is really fucked up"
girl: "......"