Aaaaw! She's fallinf for you :D

Oh the glory of puns! And OP, I'm sure she'll forgive you! It was a simple accident.

boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!"
boy: "because your face is really fucked up"
girl: "......"

If chivalry wasn't dead, the women would be.

And to #11: you're not the only person on here who knows what smartphowned.com is.

At least you tried.

15, it's still funny... >_>

Hopefully y'all were both able to laugh about it afterwards.

Will since we are talking about falling people. I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning, He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. So I made sure to make direct eye contact;)

"Chivalry is dead and women killed it. A woman's test in life is material. A mans test in life is a woman. Men don't go out and buy nice cars and things for themselves they go out and buy nice things to attract a woman. Once a woman says 'oh nice ferrari' men say 'GOTCHA BITCH!'"

I'm really quite surprised no crazed spelling/grammar Nazi has yet to jump on the opportunity to once again free the world of grammatical and spelling errors.

Omg it falling not fallinf!!!!!!!! ;) jk idc.

True!!

I'm on my phone, g & f are right next to each other :(

It's quite alright and I understand fully. Just poking fun at the grammar Nazi's in this world. Where would we be without them?

42, as they say, "Big truck = Small cock".

I'm ready for Texas to thumb me down to eternal damnation.

G and f are right next to each other. So were the Jews and Nazis. Look how well they got along. Speel yur wurds! Speel em!

You've never made a type-o????

shes really falling for you huh?

yea just copy number 1

She probably didn't do it on purpose seeing as they both commented at the same time

And they say chivalry is dead

Hey there, #46... if you look closely, you'd see that #1 and #2 posted their comments at the same time.

79 lol what's YOUR excuse for copying 51

LOL...

46 & 82. Dude, I was gonna say you are a douche, but that comeback was top notch. Touché. Not douche.

for #46 they both posted at the same time. look before you even say anything.

hah i did that to my friend. half day of ISS......

So you tried to pull out a chair for your friend while on a romantic dinner which caused him to fall and got a ISS?

you went on a romatic dinner date with your friend and you got a half day of ISS? half a day of ISS is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

95- thank you thats what i meant either those ppl r retarted or trying to act smart

retarded* lol

No, your retarded for making the comment.... If you read it right the maybe you wouldn't have made such a stupid comment about a accident on a DATE....

Should have just took her to a drive-thru.

romantic drive thru xD

Redneck much?

Not even redneck. Just lazy and cheap.

IDK getting food to go (maybe not from a fast through) and going to eat some where private is really nice.

Well your causing the world around her to fall apart huh?

Did y'all finish?

Man that must have been embarrising, but hey we all have our mistakes. Talk About chivalry lol, fyl.

Were you a man and made sweet love to her when she hit the floor? That seems pretty romantic to me..

With you anyone would wanna make sweet to you

Yeah. In the restaurant. Also, people pulled up chairs to watch.

lol 28 I second that

28 & 47 - go circle jerk elsewhere.

D-d-d-duck face!

Boys love my duck face.

You have a gorgeous face lol. How can I hit you up?

So what's a duck face?

Oh, it's not the duck face, Bunny.

Yea they love that too.

I know what they like..... :)

Duck face? All I saw were the twins =P

Haha jk

Ur hott

chivalry died for a reason

Ya because women wanted equal rights.

77's comment is full of logic.

At least chivalry isn't dead......