Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  flockz  |  19

boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!"
boy: "because your face is really fucked up"
girl: "......"


Will since we are talking about falling people. I saw a guy fall off his bike this morning, He looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. So I made sure to make direct eye contact;)

  enonymous  |  8

"Chivalry is dead and women killed it. A woman's test in life is material. A mans test in life is a woman. Men don't go out and buy nice cars and things for themselves they go out and buy nice things to attract a woman. Once a woman says 'oh nice ferrari' men say 'GOTCHA BITCH!'"

  13FTW  |  9

I'm really quite surprised no crazed spelling/grammar Nazi has yet to jump on the opportunity to once again free the world of grammatical and spelling errors.

  skata  |  4

you went on a romatic dinner date with your friend and you got a half day of ISS? half a day of ISS is the stupidest thing I've ever heard