By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He just wanted you to be blinded by love. Literally.

I guess you didn't SEE that coming? I'll let myself out.

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On the blind, er, bright side, at least it won't pop out should you have a sneeze during your drive. If it's severe, it could be an eyesore. These puns are so cornea.

Well he didnt do it on purpose, but i hope you feel better anyway!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

wrong kind of ramming & that's coming from dodge

As someone who wears contact lenses, I cringed so bad. It must've been so painful. Hope you're okay, maybe avoid lenses for a while until your eye isn't that sensitive.

Seems people on fml have been having some trouble with their contacts lately

Goblin182 26

when trying to place my lips on someone else's lips I have never mistaken my thumb for my lips and her eyes for her lips. Ever.

probably was going to hold her cheek as they kiss