FML : Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give...

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Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PicklesMcRaptor / Sunday 25 March 2012 11:59 / United States - Miami

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By ElricMustang | 23

#4212754 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:10

Damn; the dog beat you to it. FYL

By beaglegun2009 | 4

#4212751 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:10

Good doggy!!

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By beaglegun2009 | 4

#4212751 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:10

Good doggy!!

airforce987 | 20

#4212792 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:15

We all know a dog thinks the same as its master :)

burninnapalm | 5

#4212813 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:17

Guess which one is on her period

Birdie_Sage | 0

#4213447 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:27

Bad doggy!!! You need to get yourself a new dog that can handle himself!

Baustigt | 40

#4213477 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:31

Hey, at least it didn't chuck a dump on the sidewalk.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4213541 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:43

Good conversation starter xD

micahsmommy | 13

#4213661 - Sunday 25 March 2012 05:13

As long as the dog didn't mark his territory on her she's still fair game.

crazycatlady5 | 6

#4213801 - Sunday 25 March 2012 05:58

I bet the girls had the hump after that.

Maddidaddi | 0

#4213875 - Sunday 25 March 2012 06:30

Haha. Well, if she didn't think it was funny, she's not right for you :)

SkoomaKi | 24

#4214119 - Sunday 25 March 2012 08:19

93 - is that right? Get the fuck off FML you spamming dick.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4214134 - Sunday 25 March 2012 08:30

Will the mods please delete the spamming comment of 93's?

margie2194 | 12

#4214139 - Sunday 25 March 2012 08:32

The girls must have been really attractive.

lovepandorasaver | 11

#4214895 - Sunday 25 March 2012 11:16

Don't blame the dog for making the move wayy before you probably would have, could have still played it in your favor though

WOGBRO | 6

#4217838 - Monday 26 March 2012 01:45

Like a boss. PS: lucky dog!!!!!

By ElricMustang | 23

#4212754 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:10

Damn; the dog beat you to it. FYL

ICATiger | 13

#4212777 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:13

You win this time dog.....

Birdie_Sage | 0

#4213438 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:24

Nice guys finish last...

Feared | 9

#4213780 - Sunday 25 March 2012 05:51

And sometimes nice guys don't get to "finish".

SkoomaKi | 24

#4213978 - Sunday 25 March 2012 07:13

Cock blocked by man's best friend...

ApologyKick | 25

#4214168 - Sunday 25 March 2012 08:42

At least the dog got some

TheThree | 0

#4214354 - Sunday 25 March 2012 09:02

I think I'm in love :D

SweetlyPsycho | 4

#4214617 - Sunday 25 March 2012 10:01

107- I feel so out of place when I see your comments!!

ALpein | 0

#4217636 - Monday 26 March 2012 12:29

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"

Rednecktified | 5

#4220881 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 06:24

Boogah Boogah Boogah!!!!

By ICATiger | 13

#4212756 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:11

Doggy style! Look like his getting more action then you.

nofearjenshere | 12

#4213510 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:36

The dog obviously thought the girl was cute too.

Birdie_Sage | 0

#4213555 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:48

It's the doggy greetings!

RavenJay | 7

#4217665 - Monday 26 March 2012 12:35

One day. One day.

ewang_ | 12

#5187046 - Monday 26 November 2012 01:37

*He's, *Than. You're welcome.

By x_Just_Ellie_x | 8

#4212758 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:11

Haha that's hilarious! But still, FYL

Birdie_Sage | 0

#4213561 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:50

I'd say he deserves it! The dog taught him the only way he'll ever get a girl is to show her your affection on the first sight! He should start taking notes!!!

br0dawg | 6

#4213892 - Sunday 25 March 2012 06:37

hell fuckin' yeah! we should all bark viciously at that one special girl and then mount her without hesitation! that'll really win her over!!!

Awsumuzzie | 12

#4213909 - Sunday 25 March 2012 06:44

79, my heart is now putty in your hands from imaging what you just said.

NoisyNykkii | 10

#4220010 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 03:27

89- Learn how to spell imagining, will you? (I'm a grammar nazi....)

By juicifer | 0

#4212759 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:11

He only did what you were thinking

omgcookeys | 15

#4223428 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 07:55

He chose his girl, you're the wingman; take the other one!

By annihil8or | 14

#4212761 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:11

U got a mean dog

Birdie_Sage | 0

#4213466 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:29

That dog is a rapist.

ICATiger | 13

#4213522 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:40

26- Oh Really? Well then. His climbin' up yo windows. Snatching yo people up!

Birdie_Sage | 0

#4213544 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:45

I believe I can flyyyyyy I believe I can touch the skyyyy Da...da... Daaaaa....

Maddidaddi | 0

#4213880 - Sunday 25 March 2012 06:32

Trololol

KaD6 | 12

#4214121 - Sunday 25 March 2012 08:22

He's lucky it wasn't me walking down the street. I'd have sprayed his shithound in the face with HALT mace for dogs. And him if he complained about it. Get control of your dog or don't have one.

By Big_Chives | 7

#4212767 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:12

It's all fun and games until somebody gets mounted...

2ndSucks | 15

#4213678 - Sunday 25 March 2012 05:16

Right. Then it's orgasmic, beastial fun.

muFilter | 19

#4213684 - Sunday 25 March 2012 05:18

The fun begins when somebody gets mounted...

mxpklx | 12

#4216726 - Monday 26 March 2012 06:58

Correction: it's all fun and games till somebody get mounted in a fursuit.

By ohmandapants | 16

#4212772 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:13

Your dog has picked your mate for you. I'd go with his decision if I were you.

AkshaySauce | 5

#4213564 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:50

The dog was just test driving for you.

golong77 | 0

#4215606 - Monday 26 March 2012 01:48

Would you wanna be picked because your bf's dog mounted you???

ohmandapants | 16

#4215721 - Monday 26 March 2012 02:12

Dude are you serious? Do you know what a joke is?

omgcookeys | 15

#4219806 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 02:23

121, dude, never take anyone on fml seriously.

varamor | 1

#4227825 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 03:38

Haha don't worrie I would pick u if my dog mounted you ;) ;)

By thelinlinx3 | 10

#4212783 - Sunday 25 March 2012 04:14

Well, come on, there's a bright side to this: your dog only mounted on ONE of the girls. You still have one more cute girl that you can maybe impress :D