We all know a dog thinks the same as its master :)

Guess which one is on her period

Bad doggy!!! You need to get yourself a new dog that can handle himself!

Good conversation starter xD

As long as the dog didn't mark his territory on her she's still fair game.

I bet the girls had the hump after that.

Haha. Well, if she didn't think it was funny, she's not right for you :)

93 - is that right? Get the fuck off FML you spamming dick.

Will the mods please delete the spamming comment of 93's?

The girls must have been really attractive.

Don't blame the dog for making the move wayy before you probably would have, could have still played it in your favor though

Like a boss. PS: lucky dog!!!!!

You win this time dog.....

Nice guys finish last...

And sometimes nice guys don't get to "finish".

Cock blocked by man's best friend...

At least the dog got some

I think I'm in love :D

107- I feel so out of place when I see your comments!!

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"

Boogah Boogah Boogah!!!!

The dog obviously thought the girl was cute too.

It's the doggy greetings!

One day. One day.

*He's, *Than. You're welcome.

I'd say he deserves it! The dog taught him the only way he'll ever get a girl is to show her your affection on the first sight! He should start taking notes!!!

hell fuckin' yeah! we should all bark viciously at that one special girl and then mount her without hesitation! that'll really win her over!!!

79, my heart is now putty in your hands from imaging what you just said.

89- Learn how to spell imagining, will you? (I'm a grammar nazi....)

He chose his girl, you're the wingman; take the other one!

That dog is a rapist.

26- Oh Really? Well then. His climbin' up yo windows. Snatching yo people up!

I believe I can flyyyyyy I believe I can touch the skyyyy Da...da... Daaaaa....

Trololol

Right. Then it's orgasmic, beastial fun.

The fun begins when somebody gets mounted...

Correction: it's all fun and games till somebody get mounted in a fursuit.

The dog was just test driving for you.

Would you wanna be picked because your bf's dog mounted you???

Dude are you serious? Do you know what a joke is?

121, dude, never take anyone on fml seriously.

Haha don't worrie I would pick u if my dog mounted you ;) ;)

He sensed that the other girl had smelly armpits and has bits and pieces of crap on her vagaga.

Dammit. All hope is lost.

@31: Yeah, because dogs are noted for being picky and hygienic...