Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML
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redbluegreen
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Mafia leaders see their daughters during the week too. What's wrong with you?
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Zhejan
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In Soviet Russia, eyes bawl you!
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godsrightnutsack
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@20 Fail at putting Soviet Russia in every FML.
This reminds me of an episode of hey arnold.
This reminds me of an episode of hey arnold.
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humorizer
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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AlexZB
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way to assume, asshole
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Alicia_Raven7
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You cant be too careful nowadays >.>
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iLoveTeraaa
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stfu zhejan
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XxRIDEorDIExX
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wtf
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aFatFuck
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What kind of an irrational lunatic sees three guys walking towards him and starts waving a knife at them?
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Tedet
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They had their daughters with them at the time?
If so, then you're an idiot.
If so, then you're an idiot.
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Moemoemoe_fml
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Many people use kids as distraction when begging or pickpocketing etc.
Some do when mugging too. The OP probably thought it was the case.
He still pulled out the knife far too early.
Some do when mugging too. The OP probably thought it was the case.
He still pulled out the knife far too early.
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NonchalantSavant
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Maybe it was Take Your Daughters to Work Day. What else would a mugger do?
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allmidnighteyes
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Were they by any chance named Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
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redbluegreen
| 40
CEREAL KILLERS!
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metonymy
| 0
Winsauce.
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Beven
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you made my day, thank you
and OP, learn not to immediately judge people.
and OP, learn not to immediately judge people.
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fmlfmlfml15
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"cereal killers" that made me laugh
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Scotticus117
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why would they mug you when their daughters with them? and why do people assume the worst of other people. btw if someone's trying to mug you try running, it may just work out better, cuz when they pull out the bigger knife you're gonna be like oh fuck.
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teiso_fml
| 0
Really good point. Especially if there's two of them, you'd probably have better chance at survival by running from them than fighting them, anyway. And you don't make little girls cry if by chance you made the wrong assumption.
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astrogirl_fml
| 7
Actually people sometimes use their kids while pick pocketing and mugging.
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lemonteardrops
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You're horrible.
Just because they're "burly" they're automatically robbers ?
Ydi.
Just because they're "burly" they're automatically robbers ?
Ydi.
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IOwnedYou
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Stfu, bitch.
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wienerwagon
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IOwnedYou, you are a gigantic faggot.
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iMuffinKat
| 16
I agree with 6. Don't judge by looks.
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Caayouteepie
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3 robbers and bring your daughter to work day.
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padlarf
| 14
Cut back on the coffee. YDI
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bosshaug
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Ok this is like the 3rd knock off of one fml
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moonlight_daze
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You totally fucking deserved it... That sounds like something that would happen to me. Fuck the three "burley men's" lives! They can't ask for directions without some priss thinking they're gonna mug her or some shit..
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Jimboom
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Ha ha! Awesome. Learn to enjoy making small girls cry and then you won't think your life sucks so much. ;-)
If so, then you're an idiot.