By munnyfish - 07/11/2009 07:16 - Canada

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
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If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

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Butcher_1419 0
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your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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troyboyd05 0

Oh noes people heard you fart, your life is over.

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thenormalguy 0
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woulda been worse if you were a chick

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maddy23a 5

heck yah

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FreddyLunch 0
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If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

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GreenHacker 0
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This. Be proud of it.

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alyssadapsycho 7
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he is a man he must be gay if he cares about it

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varkey 7

#2: I definitely would care if my "friend" did this while I was around. What, do you enjoy it when people fart near you? i don't get all these comments - I am a guy but that doesn't make it okay to act like a total animal, that's disgusting @ #4... why does being male mean you must act like a freak?

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amd3lky 0

who says we are actin like freaks sheesh grow up we are guys we do what we do

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wwoww102 0
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wow 63 stop being a pussy and grow a set...

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RadioOctopus 16
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62 youre fucking stupid. homophobics.. gross..

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Butcher_1419 0
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your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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QTp13 10
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Big deal - now if you were a girl, that might be a different story, but it is something that is kinda expected of a guy, nothing new or strange. Get over it!

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guillermods 3
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Why would it be a different story if he was a girl? I'm tired of all these double standards. Girls fart as much as guys, grow up people!

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FMLshark 12

Not so much "double standards" as much as it is us girls being more easily embarrassed by these things than guys.

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hoschiadedodi 0
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True words right there #2. OP needs to man up!

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TheLetterZero 7
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Stop being an insult to us Canadians by whining about such a trivial moment.

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mohamedrocks 0

You deserve it for Waking up in the morning

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Wizardroxx 3
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lol @ this

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kile88 2
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hahaha hilarious I'd do this too but pray they're asleep cuz it hurts to hold them in lol

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slaggerr 0

Your a dude, so shut the hell up fart again and go on with your life.

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Big_Nick 0

please man I trick my girlfriend into using my ass as a pillow then fart on her face man up.... fail!!!

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drbombay 0

thats not very nice

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tjockwig 0
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That's how you get pink eye...

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