FML : Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english...

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pleasebackintomycaragain - / Friday 24 April 2009 02:12 / Canada

Transportation

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By lorrain_fml | 0

#138996 - Friday 24 April 2009 9:48

he spanked you on purpose. =o

By kitz | 0

#139033 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:18

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

Comments

By lorrain_fml | 0

#138996 - Friday 24 April 2009 9:48

he spanked you on purpose. =o

Justforlolz | 13

#1094852 - Thursday 15 July 2010 20:01

Tried to get some before he left.

By Serial_fml | 0

#139001 - Friday 24 April 2009 9:51

well as long as he didnt cop a feel, you're okay

By ba11in | 0

#139010 - Friday 24 April 2009 9:55

Do you want him to rub your bottom as well?

By SpicyKb | 0

#139018 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:05

Should've spanked him back. That would make for one or-hor-deal...

By truslide | 0

#139021 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:07

probably mexican

By deplorableworld | 0

#139029 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:15

(Woo, a true FML!!!)

FYL, that would've been terrible.

By kitz | 0

#139033 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:18

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#139050 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:42

old people shouldn't be allowed to drive, south park demonstrated that already

By dantheman931 | 0

#139065 - Friday 24 April 2009 10:55

Good point, #5, because only Mexicans are bad drivers and not any of the millions of other immigrants. Grow up.

As for the OP, I hope you got his license plate number.