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By afraidtosleep / Saturday 13 October 2012 06:35 / United States - Houston
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By  LadyGore  |  12

Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire. You are welcome. (;

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By  LadyGore  |  12

Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire. You are welcome. (;

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

You commented on this FML a lot Tourette's guy.

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  gracehi  |  31

ALlamaOnFire, You like Red Dwarf??? Have you petitioned the king of the potato people for your freedom yet? Or did your three seat magic carpet break down?

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  gracehi  |  31

Anyway, youtube "Red Dwarf." Then, after you get the gist of the show, try youtubeing "Red Dwarf Quarantined." Don't know if you'll find the reference that way but I think it's your best shot. You're welcome.

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  Metallica36176  |  16

This first comment is great advice. Especially TourettesGuy, always listen to animals! The dog will take you right to it. I understand being afraid to fall asleep considering it will probably try to find something warm to cuddle up to of it didn't find the furnace etc.

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Name him Charmander. Since you saw the snake, do a little research on the interwebz and try to narrow the species down a bit. Depending on where you live, it's probably just a Garter snake and the worst it's going to do is shit in your house. If it's a black mamba, run the fuck away.

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  MrBond007_fml  |  6

Melissa, that's actually a brilliant plan, in fact you can blast the air in the house, and leave one heat lamp in the middle of the house to draw it out. It can't service in the cold.

By  nick347b  |  6

Tent the house just to be safe.

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  gracehi  |  31

"OP doesn't even know if it's venomous or not." EXACTLY! Although there are more efficient ways of getting rid of the snake. Animal control, perhaps?

By  conholio33  |  25

Calling animal control might be your best shot..... But to be sure check all closed closets and rooms

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  wolfhausen  |  7

Pipes! Don't forget any piping. My snake was a master escape artist and could always be found snuggled up under the kitchen sink around pipes! They need the warmth.

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  djsammyc  |  19

if that thing slithered into my house id have a fucking heart attack, id call 911 animal control cia fbi anything to find that motherfucker im scared shitless of snakes

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  Bibliovore  |  25

It may not be immediately hungry. Many snakes can happily go more than a week without eating. And if it's really large, a mouse may be too small for it to care about. I'd go with calling animal control.

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Wow, you retell it so well!

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