By - 16/6/2011 14:43 - United States
  Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
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  cgchamp89  |  7

OP's not dedicated. Here's what really happened...

OP was cutting the grass using a riding mower while masturbating to a playboy. The wind got a hold of the magazine and he ran it over. OP was simply covering up for himself.

  1215116a  |  14

19, your icon goes well with that comment.


Shut up? 17 is not ugly, and I'm from Texas. Thats offending. And we have some of the most beautiful girls here in Texas. And the prettiest NFL cheerleaders, Dallas Cowboy cherrleading. Js.

  Rico_Mal1116  |  0

17- if your fiancée is a "master mechanic for BMW, you wouldn't be living in Texas... The master mechanics would be sent to Florida to be trained and sent to one of their factories.

  shift_love  |  13

78 being a master tech doesn't always necessitate being at a plant. master techs or the shop leads are the guys with the most ase's and factory training. therefore the most qualified to work on certain models. similar to the Nissan master techs that are the only ones aloud to work on the Gtr and leaf.

  sailorzoe  |  14

You guys are seriously retarded. We spent six months in Arizona for the STEP program and now he works out of the BMW dealership in Austin you ignorant ass. Before you small minded people open your mouth, do me a favor and shoot yourself.

  MurphyS94  |  4

Ok, you guys all need to calm down. 17 is pretty, Texas has the same amount of hot chicks as any other state, and why was there a spat about cheerleading? All of this is kind of silly to be arguing about.

  19eightyeight  |  4

17 is ugly as fuck. just another typical angsty "I-am-so-fuckin-hardcore-i-don't-give-a-shit-bout-how-e-world-judges-me-and-I-can-survive-alone-in-this-world-with-my-19-year-old-fiancé-and-we're-gonna-last-forever.-fuck-cash-fuck-jobs-and-fuck-school.-that's-how-punk-rock-I-am." teen. I'm just saying.


Holy shit CEG3 just started a whole fight on this thread! stop arguing its a website/app you dont need to prove your points no matter how retarded other people are. btw 17 you arent really a looker yourself)

  jess6blondie9  |  2

131; You have no room to talk about someone's appearance when you don't have enough balls to put a picture of your actual face.
17; You're actually not ugly at all. Don't listen to all of these ass holes.

  alex6946  |  10

omg wow yall are actually fighting about texas!? dont call 17 ugly, thats disrespectful, and none of yall have seen EVERY girl in texas so you cant say theres no pretty chicks, and whoever said cheerleading isnt a sport needs to shut up, those girls work their asses off! everybody needs to shut up about other states, nobody gives a damn.

  19eightyeight  |  4

dear 137,

what has my lack of a photo of myself have to do with balls? if that is how this works, u don't have e balls to send me pics of your tits! does it work this way? hmm. :)

yours sincerely