FML : Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By j_portal / Sunday 26 October 2014 03:47 / United States - Carlstadt

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By foxwasalamb | 24

#6100873 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:26

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

By cakefete2 | 30

#6100897 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:33

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

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By ostfaiz | 17

#6100871 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:26

result...vomitting!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6100937 - Sunday 26 October 2014 20:05

I guess it wanted to look a gift horse in the mouth...

Misswildsides | 22

#6100953 - Sunday 26 October 2014 20:22

Or accidental biting into the moth. Yuck.

Ltsdragons | 19

#6100977 - Sunday 26 October 2014 20:51

Vommothing?

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6101031 - Sunday 26 October 2014 22:18

Then dies from choking on moth

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6101033 - Sunday 26 October 2014 22:19

#37: No, just no. That was bad... You can leave now.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6101304 - Monday 27 October 2014 2:04

The only real question here is, did OP spit or swallow?

Truthexists1 | 12

#6101407 - Monday 27 October 2014 3:56

Lol

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6102119 - Monday 27 October 2014 20:31

#45 & 46, awesome username, unfortunate comments. Good effort though...

By 3molliver3 | 16

#6100872 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:26

Moth-er of God that sucks

sayyestothedress | 24

#6100961 - Sunday 26 October 2014 20:29

Just stop trying

nikmiester | 7

#6101343 - Monday 27 October 2014 2:41

Just stop

By foxwasalamb | 24

#6100873 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:26

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

cakefete2 | 30

#6100897 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:33

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

MrSassypants | 31

#6100926 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:52

You would do very well in advertisement.... though saying you would do well in advertisement is both a compliment and an insult, so I'm sorry.

Saraj07 | 18

#6100981 - Sunday 26 October 2014 21:00

I'm assuming OP was yawning.

extremereviews | 26

#6100995 - Sunday 26 October 2014 21:25

He could have had allergies

HairIsEverything | 15

#6101280 - Monday 27 October 2014 1:34

I was thinking OP's mouth was open possibly because they were screaming and/or gasping about the moth flying around the phone?

Ltsdragons | 19

#6101364 - Monday 27 October 2014 2:58

#50 for some reason I laughed while trying to imagine your comment

junkman6 | 22

#6101534 - Monday 27 October 2014 6:31

OP is just a mouth breather.

By Acers1 | 13

#6100874 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:27

Anyone else think of the image this results in?

By macros | 12

#6100875 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:27

Taste like chicken?

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6100962 - Sunday 26 October 2014 20:30

Extra protien!

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6101956 - Monday 27 October 2014 17:24

I'd rather get my protein from chicken and salmon, thanks. *shudders*

By gracehi | 31

#6100876 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:27

Delicious.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6101301 - Monday 27 October 2014 2:03

There was an OP who swallowed a moth... It tasted so good they made it into broth.

HairIsEverything | 15

#6101972 - Monday 27 October 2014 17:34

#52 you just brought back so many good memories!!!
http://bussongs.com/songs/there-was-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly.php

By awkotaco333 | 15

#6100877 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:27

Why was your mouth open?

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6100963 - Sunday 26 October 2014 20:31

Maybe Op was laughing at something they read on their phone?

nikmiester | 7

#6101348 - Monday 27 October 2014 2:43

Look at #15's reply to #4 for the real reason *straight face*

By rainbowsandshit1 | 20

#6100878 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:27

Okay EW that sucks

By yilenis1 | 3

#6100880 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

Were u yawning.. Or something else? Next time turn the tv on

By wang33334 | 12

#6100883 - Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

Have-moth-in-my-mouth achievement unlocked

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