By j_portal - 26/10/2014 03:47 - United States - Carlstadt

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
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do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

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cakefete2 30
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OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

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ostfaiz 18

result...vomitting!

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incoherentrmblr 21

I guess it wanted to look a gift horse in the mouth...

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Misswildsides 22

Or accidental biting into the moth. Yuck.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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Then dies from choking on moth

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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#37: No, just no. That was bad... You can leave now.

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False_Stupidity 41
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The only real question here is, did OP spit or swallow?

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incoherentrmblr 21

#45 & 46, awesome username, unfortunate comments. Good effort though...

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3molliver3 16
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Moth-er of God that sucks

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nikmiester 7

Just stop

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foxwasalamb 24
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do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

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cakefete2 30
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OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

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MrSassypants 32
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You would do very well in advertisement.... though saying you would do well in advertisement is both a compliment and an insult, so I'm sorry.

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Saraj07 18
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I'm assuming OP was yawning.

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extremereviews 26
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He could have had allergies

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HairIsEverything 15
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I was thinking OP's mouth was open possibly because they were screaming and/or gasping about the moth flying around the phone?

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Ltsdragons 19
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#50 for some reason I laughed while trying to imagine your comment

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junkman6 22
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OP is just a mouth breather.

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Acers1 13
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Anyone else think of the image this results in?

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macros 12
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Taste like chicken?

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Khaleesi_26 30
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Extra protien!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'd rather get my protein from chicken and salmon, thanks. *shudders*

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False_Stupidity 41
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There was an OP who swallowed a moth... It tasted so good they made it into broth.

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HairIsEverything 15
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#52 you just brought back so many good memories!!! http://bussongs.com/songs/there-was-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly.php

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awkotaco333 15
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Why was your mouth open?

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Khaleesi_26 30
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Maybe Op was laughing at something they read on their phone?

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nikmiester 7

Look at #15's reply to #4 for the real reason *straight face*

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rainbowsandshit1 20
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Okay EW that sucks

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yilenis1 3
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Were u yawning.. Or something else? Next time turn the tv on

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wang33334 12
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Have-moth-in-my-mouth achievement unlocked

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