Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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sugarbabyxoxo
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lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah
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deathartisan
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hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you
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responses
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hahaha
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bleedinginside
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bite his sandwich off
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sublimaze
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lol. i bet your bf is greek and gives massages. see the post from 2 days ago
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Darraghscoot
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get over it :)
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snickerfudles
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first
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ringmybell_fml
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fail, you're 34
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ringmybell_fml
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i be up in the kitchen, making cockmeat sandwiches.
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snickerfudles
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first
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tofuzoo52
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LMAO #20
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lmfao1643
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I thought that was a turn on.
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Jrook
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@38 I'd say that is sexy but it's sounds very much like you're dismembering people
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babybubz
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LOL..
Harold and Kumar ftw..
Harold and Kumar ftw..
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Enoch134
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38 merry me
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vrock
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no brydd she was giving HIM head which mean a bj dumbass
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elchiclebubalu
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Harold and kumar.
lol best movie ever
lol best movie ever
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Boygenius50
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How merry are you? It's marry you dumbass
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yoourface
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so did you eat it ?
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marc33
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so is OP guy or girl..? could be either one.. but didn't say..! :?)
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shadaboo2014
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way does ftw mean?
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shadaboo2014
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I mean wat
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Ayre
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lol was just about to say that
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ImaBmyLonurTees
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extra mayo, bitch
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brianred5
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lol @ 74
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brianred5
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71 not 74
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dude247
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@ does not mean and or number
retarted ppl
retarted ppl
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papichulo1411
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can you give me one???
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cjHidalgo
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yur eyes are closed
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papichulo1411
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"ring my bell" let's hook up!
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rennobeinna
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definately!!
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Secret_Fire_King
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"Eat that spicy taco!" XD
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fizzymonsterman
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in soviet russia cockmeat sandwich eat you!
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fuzzywazzy012
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Your hot
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ZTB13
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Is his name Big Bob?
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Draeven_fml
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please don't let it be big bob
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alexturntwo
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haha
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oregonshitty
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haha gross
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kniickles
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totes!!!
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13lack
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his favorite drink is steak.
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MegMM
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ewwww nasty!
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sugarbabyxoxo
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lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah
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blake10w
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great movie lol
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jellybean120
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Oh! I love that movie. the part where kumar's fuckin the bag of weed's hilarious!
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sugarbabyxoxo
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@26 yes! hahaha
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BATjr
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lmaaaooo!
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deathartisan
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hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you
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Colin466
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something like ... lick those beef curtains!
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bobsaten
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^ This
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beer01
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hahhaha! I think that would just make me laugh.
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CooLbEAnS1096
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Eat that bean taco!
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vincespektor
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that's hott
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Joey7361
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no 26 is hot
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gDwane
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yur mustache is hott
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Sydni_1022
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That's nasty!
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blaaaaakely
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what a gentleman
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nickforthewin
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I agree
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perdix
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No, blaaaakely, if he were a gentleman, he would have said, "Eat my cockmeat sandwich, please" or even better, "Would you kindly do me the pleasure of eating my cockmeat sandwich, if you please?"
You can learn these things at the Junior League. Btw, I love the downshirt photo ;)
You can learn these things at the Junior League. Btw, I love the downshirt photo ;)
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shadaboo2014
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lolerrrz (first part)
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blaaaaakely
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bahahah. you are quite the gentleman yourself, perdix! ;)
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jrocks213
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haha but u still ate it right???
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Joey7361
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I bet she did with extra mustard and mayo too
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Laurendorcus
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Tell him you got food poisoning and that you have to stop. Later tell him you're allergic to all forms of "cockmeat" so you never have to do it again
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CrimsonWolf1294
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^this
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jts924
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not this^
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The_Norwegian
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This^
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shadaboo2014
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woooooooooow
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purplemnm
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^ that
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ScaryyMary
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The other white meat.
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Jack99
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the vegetarian speciаl
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ScaryyMary
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Fuckin' hippie!
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purplemnm
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free love