Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on....

By Username - 24/2/2010 15:06 - France

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By sugarbabyxoxo | 2

#889116 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:07

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

By deathartisan | 0

#889130 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:10

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

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By responses | 0

#889108 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:04

hahaha

bleedinginside | 0

#889182 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:20

bite his sandwich off

sublimaze | 6

#889209 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:28

lol. i bet your bf is greek and gives massages. see the post from 2 days ago

Darraghscoot | 0

#889225 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:33

get over it :)

snickerfudles | 0

#889260 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:43

first

ringmybell_fml | 0

#889277 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:48

fail, you're 34

ringmybell_fml | 0

#889286 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:50

i be up in the kitchen, making cockmeat sandwiches.

snickerfudles | 0

#889355 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:10

first

tofuzoo52 | 0

#889465 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:53

LMAO #20

lmfao1643 | 3

#889468 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:54

I thought that was a turn on.

Jrook | 0

#889556 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:33

@38 I'd say that is sexy but it's sounds very much like you're dismembering people

babybubz | 0

#889609 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:04

LOL..
Harold and Kumar ftw..

Enoch134 | 0

#889808 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:49

38 merry me

vrock | 0

#889856 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:59

no brydd she was giving HIM head which mean a bj dumbass

elchiclebubalu | 2

#889938 - Thursday 25 February 2010 0:32

Harold and kumar.
lol best movie ever

Boygenius50 | 8

#890025 - Thursday 25 February 2010 1:31

How merry are you? It's marry you dumbass

yoourface | 0

#890208 - Thursday 25 February 2010 3:21

so did you eat it ?

marc33 | 0

#890236 - Thursday 25 February 2010 3:39

so is OP guy or girl..? could be either one.. but didn't say..! :?)

shadaboo2014 | 0

#890370 - Thursday 25 February 2010 4:44

way does ftw mean?

shadaboo2014 | 0

#890376 - Thursday 25 February 2010 4:45

I mean wat

Ayre | 0

#890402 - Thursday 25 February 2010 4:55

lol was just about to say that

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#890624 - Thursday 25 February 2010 7:43

extra mayo, bitch

brianred5 | 0

#891550 - Thursday 25 February 2010 16:28

lol @ 74

brianred5 | 0

#891556 - Thursday 25 February 2010 16:30

71 not 74

dude247 | 0

#892413 - Thursday 25 February 2010 22:12

@ does not mean and or number

retarted ppl

papichulo1411 | 0

#893369 - Friday 26 February 2010 6:35

can you give me one???

cjHidalgo | 0

#898379 - Saturday 27 February 2010 21:09

yur eyes are closed

papichulo1411 | 0

#899721 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:23

"ring my bell" let's hook up!

rennobeinna | 0

#901654 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:32

definately!!

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#907161 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:15

"Eat that spicy taco!" XD

fizzymonsterman | 0

#982979 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 7:56

in soviet russia cockmeat sandwich eat you!

fuzzywazzy012 | 0

#1066195 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 3:52

Your hot

ZTB13 | 4

#1075575 - Friday 9 July 2010 20:48

Is his name Big Bob?

Draeven_fml | 0

#1402090 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 4:44

please don't let it be big bob

alexturntwo | 0

#3144764 - Saturday 20 August 2011 7:24

haha

By oregonshitty | 4

#889112 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:05

haha gross

kniickles | 0

#889377 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:18

totes!!!

13lack | 0

#890057 - Thursday 25 February 2010 1:46

his favorite drink is steak.

By MegMM | 0

#889115 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:06

ewwww nasty!

By sugarbabyxoxo | 2

#889116 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:07

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

blake10w | 0

#889197 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:25

great movie lol

jellybean120 | 10

#889236 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:36

Oh! I love that movie. the part where kumar's fuckin the bag of weed's hilarious!

sugarbabyxoxo | 2

#889770 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:36

@26 yes! hahaha

BATjr | 0

#890495 - Thursday 25 February 2010 5:51

lmaaaooo!

By deathartisan | 0

#889130 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:10

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

Colin466 | 0

#889338 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:06

something like ... lick those beef curtains!

bobsaten | 0

#890525 - Thursday 25 February 2010 6:21

^ This

beer01 | 0

#890665 - Thursday 25 February 2010 8:26

hahhaha! I think that would just make me laugh. 

CooLbEAnS1096 | 0

#899641 - Sunday 28 February 2010 6:35

Eat that bean taco!

By vincespektor | 0

#889133 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:10

that's hott

Joey7361 | 0

#889255 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:42

no 26 is hot

gDwane | 0

#2131102 - Monday 28 February 2011 2:35

yur mustache is hott

Sydni_1022 | 8

#5744631 - Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:14

That's nasty!

By blaaaaakely | 0

#889139 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:12

what a gentleman

nickforthewin | 0

#889179 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:20

I agree

perdix | 29

#889983 - Thursday 25 February 2010 0:57

No, blaaaakely, if he were a gentleman, he would have said, "Eat my cockmeat sandwich, please" or even better, "Would you kindly do me the pleasure of eating my cockmeat sandwich, if you please?"

You can learn these things at the Junior League. Btw, I love the downshirt photo ;)