hahaha

bite his sandwich off

lol. i bet your bf is greek and gives massages. see the post from 2 days ago

get over it :)

first

fail, you're 34

i be up in the kitchen, making cockmeat sandwiches.

first

LMAO #20

I thought that was a turn on.

@38 I'd say that is sexy but it's sounds very much like you're dismembering people

LOL..
Harold and Kumar ftw..

38 merry me

no brydd she was giving HIM head which mean a bj dumbass

Harold and kumar.
lol best movie ever

How merry are you? It's marry you dumbass

so did you eat it ?

so is OP guy or girl..? could be either one.. but didn't say..! :?)

way does ftw mean?

I mean wat

lol was just about to say that

extra mayo, bitch

lol @ 74

71 not 74

@ does not mean and or number

retarted ppl

can you give me one???

yur eyes are closed

"ring my bell" let's hook up!

definately!!

"Eat that spicy taco!" XD

in soviet russia cockmeat sandwich eat you!

Your hot

Is his name Big Bob?

please don't let it be big bob

haha

haha gross

totes!!!

his favorite drink is steak.

ewwww nasty!

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

great movie lol

Oh! I love that movie. the part where kumar's fuckin the bag of weed's hilarious!

@26 yes! hahaha

lmaaaooo!

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

something like ... lick those beef curtains!

^ This

hahhaha! I think that would just make me laugh. 

Eat that bean taco!

that's hott

no 26 is hot

yur mustache is hott

That's nasty!

what a gentleman

I agree

No, blaaaakely, if he were a gentleman, he would have said, "Eat my cockmeat sandwich, please" or even better, "Would you kindly do me the pleasure of eating my cockmeat sandwich, if you please?"

You can learn these things at the Junior League. Btw, I love the downshirt photo ;)

lolerrrz (first part)

bahahah. you are quite the gentleman yourself, perdix! ;)

haha but u still ate it right???

I bet she did with extra mustard and mayo too

Tell him you got food poisoning and that you have to stop. Later tell him you're allergic to all forms of "cockmeat" so you never have to do it again

^this

not this^

This^

woooooooooow 

^ that

The other white meat.

the vegetarian speciаl

Fuckin' hippie!

free love