By ugh - 4/7/2013 18:28 - South Africa - Durban
  Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML
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OP could have softened the mood by saying: "You mean, after Spam?"

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No one will forget anything done to them with prolonged, piercing eye contact :)

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Um... raw chicken is off-white, correct?

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I stand corrected, #79