By ugh - 04/07/2013 18:28 - South Africa - Durban

Spicy
Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 517
You deserved it 5 155

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How would anyone deserve this??

Well, looks like you'll be skipping the sushi date for their anniversary.

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How would anyone deserve this??

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OP could have softened the mood by saying: "You mean, after Spam?"

At least they're in a loving relationship. All you have to worry about is the pink meat you already swallowed.

@29 what position would that be?

@29 "thats what She said!!!!" ba dum, tss. Lol sorry * hangs head in shame*

for some reason I read 43's comment in an Adam Sandler voice

Probably miss tapped

Well, looks like you'll be skipping the sushi date for their anniversary.

Don't worry, I'm sure the scale of your thoughts is much less than you imagine it to be. Keep on swimming, keep on swimming...

Its "just keep swimming".

It's "It's"... If you're gonna Grammar Nazi someone do it right!

Nice pun, 'scale' xD

Why did he have to look you in the eye?! To permanently scar you for life?!

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No one will forget anything done to them with prolonged, piercing eye contact :)

At least he was reminded by salmon, instead of raw chicken.

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Um... raw chicken is off-white, correct?

At least it didn't remind him of "blue waffles"

Pink when it's skinless, whitish with skin still on.

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I stand corrected, #79

What's pink an smells like fish? I'll give you a hint, it's not your salad

Is it shrimp?! I hate riddles.

A filthy or infected vagina. You should probably be worried if the ones you've come across smell like fish, #6.

Only your mother's shrike..

So much for a "nice fish salad"...

Kinda makes me wonder how different his comment would have been had you been enjoying a nice, foot long hotdog. ;P

Well, it seems as if your mom is fishy, but luckily your dad doesn't seem to mind!