By dating a moron - 14/12/2014 17:30 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
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"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

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Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

Wait, what? She was trying to please him and you drop a hint that he should break up? I doubt she is a racist, otherwise she wouldn't be with him.

I was trying to edit that comment, but time was over. What I wanted to add: yeah, she was thinking in stereotypes which is inappropriate but also something one can overcome and not a reason to break up (to my mind).

To be fair they sound pretty young, she's probably one of those kids who is thinks porn is a realistic depiction of sex. I'm sure after a talk it'll be better.

why in hell would she think that would be appropriate

people tend to do stupid things, when they have sex for the first time. boy, me and my bf were virgins were we did it, and we were.. just awful :d Gotta make some mistakes when you're a newbe!

"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

Maybe she wants to be a Japanese porn star.

Or "Maybe I should date one then"

Better than her trying to be a grandma/mature pornstar

Perfect line for a romantic comedy

Wow, that's pretty dang racist. Time for a serious talk with her

Racism refers to depicting a race as inferior, how does the girlfriend moaning like a Japanese pornstar make her racist?

or using stereotypes like. he's an xxxxx. so he must be a criminal, or sexually promiscuous, of shifty, or untrustworthy, etc..

she used a stereotype...

Not racist, just ignorant

It was racist. That doesn't mean there was any nasty intent behind it. Saying that black people have natural rhythm is racist but is almost always meant as a compliment.

I wouldn't say that's racist so much as stereotyping

Racism =/= Stereotyping

Prejudice sounds like a better word than racism.

That is one of the funniest stereotypes I have heard in a long time. Sorry op, that really sucks.

hahaha that made me laugh, sorry ??

Can't believe that didn't help you!

that my friend, is freaking Hilarious! made my day haha

This sort of reminds me of the FML posted not too long ago where the girl called the guy "papi" during sex just because he was Latino xD

Well, if she calls me "papi" during sex, I wouldn't mind lol.

that's kind of offensive I guess.. but atleast she tries..

Don't know why you're getting so many down votes. I agree, she was doing it to try to turn on her boyfriend and make him have a good time. Not cause of any desire to insult him.