By dating a moron - 14/12/2014 17:30 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
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Sandman366 6

"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

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kingcaper817 14

Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

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kingcaper817 14

Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

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VeganDarkLight 31

Wait, what? She was trying to please him and you drop a hint that he should break up? I doubt she is a racist, otherwise she wouldn't be with him.

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VeganDarkLight 31

I was trying to edit that comment, but time was over. What I wanted to add: yeah, she was thinking in stereotypes which is inappropriate but also something one can overcome and not a reason to break up (to my mind).

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jenninator93 18

To be fair they sound pretty young, she's probably one of those kids who is thinks **** is a realistic depiction of sex. I'm sure after a talk it'll be better.

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5sonic 22

why in hell would she think that would be appropriate

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Isandri 29

people tend to do stupid things, when they have sex for the first time. boy, me and my bf were virgins were we did it, and we were.. just awful :d Gotta make some mistakes when you're a newbe!

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Sandman366 6

"I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

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devildog562 33

Maybe she wants to be a Japanese **** star.

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cherry_popper69 11

Better than her trying to be a grandma/mature pornstar

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ligerzero459 24

Wow, that's pretty dang racist. Time for a serious talk with her

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melbournearsenal 18

Racism refers to depicting a race as inferior, how does the girlfriend moaning like a Japanese pornstar make her racist?

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RedPillSucks 31

or using stereotypes like. he's an xxxxx. so he must be a criminal, or sexually promiscuous, of shifty, or untrustworthy, etc..

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

It was racist. That doesn't mean there was any nasty intent behind it. Saying that black people have natural rhythm is racist but is almost always meant as a compliment.

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izntdan 14

I wouldn't say that's racist so much as stereotyping

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Scynistr 20

Prejudice sounds like a better word than racism.

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devildog562 33

That is one of the funniest stereotypes I have heard in a long time. Sorry op, that really sucks.

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kdm_km1 19

Can't believe that didn't help you!

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americanafrican 32

that my friend, is freaking Hilarious! made my day haha

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BBlah 26

This sort of reminds me of the FML posted not too long ago where the girl called the guy "papi" during sex just because he was Latino xD

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mete_orito 34

Well, if she calls me "papi" during sex, I wouldn't mind lol.

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annarcheer 19

that's kind of offensive I guess.. but atleast she tries..

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Don't know why you're getting so many down votes. I agree, she was doing it to try to turn on her boyfriend and make him have a good time. Not cause of any desire to insult him.

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