FML : Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then...

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Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Saturday 5 March 2011 10:15 / United States

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By sthrr | 6

#2152076 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

By perdix | 29

#2152187 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:24

Pussy juice -- she was masturbating in there. She must be a squirter.

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By sthrr | 6

#2152076 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:14

I don't think you wanna know.

EmoGiana | 0

#2152173 - Saturday 5 March 2011 17:38

Last time I went to the bathroom, I didn't dip my hands in poo water. :3

badintentions | 0

#2152667 - Saturday 5 March 2011 20:47

I wonder if she is related to R. Kelly? "I wanna pee on youuuuu. Drip, drip, drip,...drip, drip drip. I wanna piss on youuuuu."

florecitabetch | 0

#2153652 - Sunday 6 March 2011 4:17

agree with #30

JokerJohn7 | 0

#2153848 - Sunday 6 March 2011 5:45

it's vagina juice

kinghashem | 5

#2153879 - Sunday 6 March 2011 5:52

that's cute ;)

By WhipMyHair | 0

#2152078 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:25

Eww gross!

By jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2152094 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:37

Well... seimen...

CodySpraker | 0

#2423583 - Thursday 28 April 2011 16:50

that doesn't make any sense

By that_is_Nathy | 9

#2152096 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:34

Do yourself a favor and don't think about it

By YourWetDream | 0

#2152104 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:38

Pee...or love juice

sgenfkshe | 5

#2152775 - Saturday 5 March 2011 21:55

both. lmao.:)

thsredraider54 | 4

#2161799 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:12

silentbutfunny | 0

#3914243 - Friday 20 January 2012 15:34

Howdy.

See? Pointless.

By obxgal13 | 0

#2152113 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:40

soap?

lemonlift | 6

#2153605 - Sunday 6 March 2011 3:59

probably not, if she asked her friend for hand sanitizer

tournamentdecide | 33

#6039958 - Sunday 17 August 2014 0:05

maybe she puts soap before water

By perdix | 29

#2152130 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:51

She just finished masturbating and she's a squirter. What's that fluid called? Wherever it is, you got a faceful of it.

By yuggi1 | 11

#2152135 - Saturday 5 March 2011 16:51

Possible answers: Urine, watery diarrhea, soap, water...
Hey, just because the sink is 'broken' doesn't mean it can't produce a little trinkle of water.