FML : Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier,...

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Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Me / Thursday 11 April 2013 00:45 / United States - Ramona

Kids

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By bombtastic | 10

#5443918 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:46

Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..

By cmtxbe | 6

#5443941 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:54

I don't know man. I'd be freaked out too if some random man (who I happened to be eye to dick level to) poked me with something hard...

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By bombtastic | 10

#5443918 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:46

Damn. So much for being nice. Kids these days..

shyeahh_fml | 19

#5443925 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:48

I agree. The term "pedophile" or "pedo" is thrown around way too often.

Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5443927 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:48

damn cutie

abu4u | 26

#5443945 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:57

I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

poopsi | 19

#5443954 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:01

Hate to say it, but "kids these days" have somewhat of a right to feel scared. The world is screwed up, and although she could have handled that better, better safe than sorry. :/ All you ever hear about is pedophiles, kidnappers and murderers..

fishstick557 | 14

#5443956 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:03

Hey man you had the right idea and great gesture you did nothing wrong props to you OP it's people like you who keep me hopeful for humanity

bombtastic | 10

#5443959 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:07

19, you have a point. but in the rare case where there is a genuine person who doesnt have the mindset of one of those types of people, it does suck.

andyyroxx | 20

#5443992 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:46

30- One of them being "gay", right? I'm asking honestly cause I don't know when that started.

clueless05 | 12

#5444009 - Thursday 11 April 2013 10:22

Well kids are told not to take candy from strangers...

Quizzical | 8

#5444135 - Thursday 11 April 2013 01:42

19, 23 - He should have known better, but the only reason "all you hear about" is the pedophiles and the like is because they're the minority. It's not so rare for people to be well-intentioned, it's just that news doesn't flourish on stories of yet another nice, common person.

kman8599 | 8

#5444215 - Thursday 11 April 2013 03:18

#19 you are right in that all we hear about are kidnappings, murders and rapes but that's because of the media. Statistically there are fewer now than there were fifty years ago.

Sandman366 | 6

#5444289 - Thursday 11 April 2013 04:16

Yup. Maybe OP's plan of comforting could work by tossing the Snickers towards her and walking away like you couldn't care less what she did with it. (Hopefully...)

EvilUndead | 9

#5444437 - Thursday 11 April 2013 06:12

19, you should stop watching tv. The world isn't a paradise (in fact, it is a pretty crappy place to live in), but it isn't as bad as "popular" news sources would make you think about it.

roxxyfoxxy3 | 25

#5445777 - Friday 12 April 2013 05:01

-37 I think it's the "don't take candy if its unwrapped, or they say they have it in a white Van/ally/house" rule :D...

fml121785 | 14

#5447720 - Sunday 14 April 2013 03:20

Well, it could be OP fault. How do we know for sure that he took the Snickers out of his pocket? If he didn't, and nudged her with it while it was in pocket, all while pointing and winking at his pocket present, than I could see how he just may be mistaken for a PEDO. :/

By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5443919 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:47

You should have chewed it over with that Snickers bar. Or it it Twix? Hmm... Yeah, be careful whenever you do something like that, OP!

MagicGiraffe | 12

#5443969 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:15

"Need a minute? Chew it over with Twix."

Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5443985 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:32

24 - Thank you, much appreciated :-)

Reaper1984 | 13

#5444140 - Thursday 11 April 2013 01:48

"Hungry, Why wait", she should've grabbed the snickers

sonicgreg | 12

#5444686 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:54

Need 9 hours? Chew it over with charleston chew.

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5443921 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:47

dude you still came out ontop for being a caring dude

j_cat187 | 19

#5443958 - Thursday 11 April 2013 09:06

Too bad you won't be able to cum out on anything ever again.

spazz666 | 18

#5444193 - Thursday 11 April 2013 02:53

This isn't teeth. He offered her a snickers bar, not hot sex in the middle of the road. Fuck. What is WRONG with people these days?!

Bubbelz | 24

#5444338 - Thursday 11 April 2013 04:38

That's right. Only a Bounty bar means hot, clothes ripping, wild sex in the middle of the road. Everybody knows that!

j_cat187 | 19

#5444565 - Thursday 11 April 2013 07:24

Nope, she busted his balls with her fist.

hryffff | 11

#5444865 - Thursday 11 April 2013 11:21

Should of said "eat a snickers, your not yourself when your hungry!"

By zoPwNAgEzo | 21

#5443924 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:47

I guess she thought you were referring to your other snickers bar.

SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5444097 - Thursday 11 April 2013 12:54

45- For all we know, it could be fun-sized...

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5444267 - Thursday 11 April 2013 04:08

"Here eat a snickers." "Why?" "Because you act like a little kid when you're hungry. Better?" *balls punch* "Pedophile!"

By BadApple88 | 29

#5443926 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:48

cant be nice to no one these days smh

RoseBlack123 | 37

#5444110 - Thursday 11 April 2013 01:12

Even if she thought you were too nice, she had no right to punch you when all you did was offer her candy. She should've just declined it politely

MuseFan1991 | 14

#5444203 - Thursday 11 April 2013 03:05

if some stranger offered me a snickers bar in the middle of the street by nudging me and not saying anything, i'd find it weird as well. a simple 'are you all right?' would have been much less creepy

ctdawes | 3

#5444665 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:39

anyone*

IHATEFMYLIFE | 26

#5603102 - Monday 29 July 2013 10:08

Well at least her parents taught her well. We now know that little girl can't be lured away with candy bars as do some children nowadays. Sorry OP I do feel bad for you. Hope your snickers bar feels better soon. :)

By Bakarra | 22

#5443928 - Thursday 11 April 2013 08:48

No good deed goes unpunished...

zandalee | 19

#5444020 - Thursday 11 April 2013 10:41

Bullshit! If we all believed that we would all be total assholes to each other! Not true! I see people doing good deeds for each other all of the time. What comes around goes around.