You should shave your beard off so you don’t look like the Prince of Peace.

I am a female with short hair, and I don’t dress very feminine most of the time. I’ve been mistaken for a male many times. I am not offended, because it’s my choice to have short hair and dress the way I do. It’s more uncomfortable for the people making the mistake. (Though long hair on guys is becoming more common, now, so I’m not sure growing my hair out would help. Lol) My point is, for me, it’s not an FML.

So does that now make you Cafe Christ?

You forgave him, didn't you?

I gotta say, that’s one of the most creative saves I’ve ever heard.

That's smooth af. It's happened to everyone.