Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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Anonymous
- United States - Hopkinsville
Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.