By Anonymous - 10/11/2013 23:27 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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Cazz91 21
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I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

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DocBastard 38
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You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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Outcheaa 3
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what? that defies the laws of physics...

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mercifulbane 3
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so he scared the shit out of you?

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FreakoHolm 6
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Sounds like a shitty sit... *gets shot and stabbed repeatably by everyone*

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Cazz91 21
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^ Well, you did that for yourself. It saves me from getting off my current lazy ass to do it myself. :P

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whaaaaat111 6
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I know a guy that can flip his eyelids inside out...

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caver1 14
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Second comment

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Cazz91 21
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I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

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red225 14

You have just won my thumbs up, super creative.

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MaryJaneUSA 4
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That's really not healthy...

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logic368 8
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Good thing you didn't impulsively give him a black eye!

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8313girl 28

That's what I would have done seeing that so close to my face lol. I punch first & ask questions later.

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ChevyRedneck85 13
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I'm laughing entirely too hard at this

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DerpyDerpinator 15
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I'm sure OP didn't see that coming.

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caver1 14
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Yea that's weird

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MichellinMan 20

I'm not sure that's even possible.

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raddybear 11
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And it cannot be good for your health.

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boating_guy 33
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the only guy I know who can do that, can only do it with his fake (glass) eye. but that? that's disgusting, FYL to waking up to that OP

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masterof1 7
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.............that is weird and cool at the same time..................CALL THE CIRCUS

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tipsy2013 24
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Would your name happen to be Macy?

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MichellinMan 20

Your comment matches your name quite well.

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ElizabethNL93 20
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A boyfriend with a sense of humor is great, but that little trick sounds disgusting.

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DocBastard 38
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You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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cakefete2 30
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Before they bought him, the circus would want to know about OP's return policy.

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Angelic_Author 16
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They'd also want a warranty. You know, in case they break him for being a douche.

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crap_that_sucks 9
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Weird.... But cool

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