By Anonymous - 10/11/2013 23:27 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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what? that defies the laws of physics...

so he scared the shit out of you?

Sounds like a shitty sit... *gets shot and stabbed repeatably by everyone*

^ Well, you did that for yourself. It saves me from getting off my current lazy ass to do it myself. :P

I know a guy that can flip his eyelids inside out...

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I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

You have just won my thumbs up, super creative.

That's really not healthy...

Good thing you didn't impulsively give him a black eye!

That's what I would have done seeing that so close to my face lol. I punch first & ask questions later.

I'm laughing entirely too hard at this

I'm sure OP didn't see that coming.

Yea that's weird

I'm not sure that's even possible.

And it cannot be good for your health.

the only guy I know who can do that, can only do it with his fake (glass) eye. but that? that's disgusting, FYL to waking up to that OP

.............that is weird and cool at the same time..................CALL THE CIRCUS

Would your name happen to be Macy?

Your comment matches your name quite well.

A boyfriend with a sense of humor is great, but that little trick sounds disgusting.

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

Before they bought him, the circus would want to know about OP's return policy.

They'd also want a warranty. You know, in case they break him for being a douche.

Weird.... But cool