FML : Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with...

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Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 November 2013 23:27 / United States - Hopkinsville

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By Cazz91 | 21

#5750233 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:43

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

By DocBastard | 38

#5750249 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:48

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus.

Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

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By Outcheaa | 3

#5750230 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:42

what? that defies the laws of physics...

mercifulbane | 3

#5750247 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:47

so he scared the shit out of you?

FreakoHolm | 6

#5750258 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:50

Sounds like a shitty sit...
*gets shot and stabbed repeatably by everyone*

Cazz91 | 21

#5750265 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:53

^ Well, you did that for yourself. It saves me from getting off my current lazy ass to do it myself. :P

whaaaaat111 | 6

#5750293 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:08

I know a guy that can flip his eyelids inside out...

By caver1 | 14

#5750231 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:42

Second comment

By Cazz91 | 21

#5750233 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:43

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

red225 | 14

#5750316 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:25

You have just won my thumbs up, super creative.

MaryJaneUSA | 4

#5750339 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:41

That's really not healthy...

logic368 | 8

#5750426 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:58

Good thing you didn't impulsively give him a black eye!

8313girl | 28

#5750776 - Monday 11 November 2013 14:43

That's what I would have done seeing that so close to my face lol. I punch first & ask questions later.

ChevyRedneck85 | 13

#5751001 - Monday 11 November 2013 19:05

I'm laughing entirely too hard at this

DerpyDerpinator | 15

#6026599 - Sunday 3 August 2014 11:47

I'm sure OP didn't see that coming.

By caver1 | 14

#5750235 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:44

Yea that's weird

MichellinMan | 20

#5750326 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:31

I'm not sure that's even possible.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5750390 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:40

Impressive.

raddybear | 11

#5750402 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:45

And it cannot be good for your health.

By boating_guy | 33

#5750237 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:44

the only guy I know who can do that, can only do it with his fake (glass) eye. but that? that's disgusting, FYL to waking up to that OP

By masterof1 | 7

#5750238 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:44

.............that is weird and cool at the same time..................CALL THE CIRCUS

By tipsy2013 | 24

#5750239 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:45

Would your name happen to be Macy?

MichellinMan | 20

#5750357 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:06

Your comment matches your name quite well.

By ElizabethNL93 | 20

#5750243 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:46

A boyfriend with a sense of humor is great, but that little trick sounds disgusting.

By DocBastard | 38

#5750249 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:48

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus.

Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

cakefete2 | 30

#5750308 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:20

Before they bought him, the circus would want to know about OP's return policy.

Angelic_Author | 16

#5750371 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:28

They'd also want a warranty. You know, in case they break him for being a douche.

By crap_that_sucks | 9

#5750250 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:48

Weird.... But cool

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