By my bravado's gonna kill me one day - 10/08/2018 13:00

Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML
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geekynerd88 10

Sounds like a breathtaking experience!

You fought the food, and the food won!

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geekynerd88 10

Sounds like a breathtaking experience!

You fought the food, and the food won!

Guess you should have stopped after the second!

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Food: 1 OP: 0

Its not gonna feel much better going out the other end either!

Stiff her on the tip. Tell her you can send her video of you shitting tomorrow instead.

PenguinPal3017 19

I love spicy food. Waitresses often ask whether I've had the menu item before and warn me about the last guy who got it and then was angry at her (even though she warned them). I've never had my food be too spicy, but if it ever was I'd tip the waitress well for warning me.

Burger is OP plz nerf.

She's imagining you at home on the toilet yelling FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Zambady 11

B.big vs vc

Did you enjoy the Screaming MeMe's , that's when ur on the toilet with leg's in the air holding ur knees or ankles crying why Me why Me 🤣😂💩