Well, at least you've had a taste of some new cutting-edge technology

Lol wow

that's deep

Shave the lot off! You'll look a little less weird

It's a hairy situation.

Always bring a picture of the result you want. That way you can show them what you want. If the screw it up, you can have a chat with their manager on how well they cut hair.

Pictures can really get you out of hairy situations.

Sometimes a picture is not possible to what the client wants. Bringing in a picture won't make your hair become the same texture, or thickness so you aren't guaranteed the same result.

"Just take a little bit off the side" sounds like he wanted more or less the same hair style as before and possible have the hair on top left a little bit longer. OP could bring a picture of himself from when he had a fresh hair cut. That would eliminate the texture problem.

This is great news. Call yourself Mandark and start your villainous career. Just make sure to practice your evil laugh.

That was one of my favorite childhood cartoons, thanks for the nostalgia!

Might we ask for pictures?
Might help before clicking any button!
No? Erf

don't worry, all the bitches love the bowl cut

No

Yes.

Thankfully it grows back. Sorry for your new look OP.

And then you cry inside because you are powerless to do anything when they chop off most of your hair in one snip.

Time for a new barber.

This same scenario just happened to my husband. He had a mustache when the bowl cut happened so he looked like a 70's porn star!

Think of it as cutting edge